Sam Evans

Hey there! I'm Sam. Sam, I am...and I don't like green eggs and ham. I don't know why I keep trying that greeting because it's never gotten a single laugh out of anyone. Oh well. Anyhoo, you've stumbled into my little corner of the internet, which is totally awesome because I'm a pretty cool guy! I love football, star wars, star trek, avatar, any and all kinds of superheroes, Barry Manilow, chapstick, singing and oh yeah... impressions. I'll impersonate anyone, just make a request and you got it! I have dyslexia, so my grades aren't that good, but I'm working on it. My abs could cut glass. Not really, though. I tried and I just ended up cutting my skin. I can give really good advice, you just gotta be super super specific. And talk slowly.

[sighlea]

[intoxicatesstydia]

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Finally get to use the internet!

[klaus-the-seance]

Awesome! Also yay I hope you did  good. My head was hurting today too. I had a timed write on Catcher In The Rye, and I wrote four and a half pages in thirty minutes. I’m pretty psyched.

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Me too! If my grades get to bad they could kick me off the football team. I'm not gonna let dyslexia beat me, but no matter how hard I study I can never manage more than a C+...

Dude, that book's awesome. It's a little trippy but it's still pretty cool. I mean when I read it for English, my mama read it to me, because of letters and stuff but it's still good. I'm sure you did great, you genius you.

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Finally get to use the internet!

I've been spending the past week studying for this huge math test...my head hurt really bad after I took it and that's usually a good sign for me.

How's everyone doin' tonight?

[kikitunes]

Visit Original Link

[gleek-no-estado-de-ohio]

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So this dance...

Still need someone to accompany me and my lips.

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How do you feel about the fact your brother is all buddy buddy with Ryker?

Seth is not friends with Ryker Hudson. He would never drop his standards that low.

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Text || Lois Lane & Superman

Sam: Hey, the football team is scrimmaging against Westerville today, will you be cheering at it?

[liz--hudson-blog]

[chanini]

Visit Original Link

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Lois Lane & Superman

Eden: Guess there's a small sliver of difference before 30 year old pedophiles and teenage boys.

Sam: Your sarcasm is surprisingly endearing.

Sam: So, if someone asked you, you would go?

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Lois Lane & Superman

Eden: Hey there, Superman.

Eden: Never really been into dances, I guess. Guys have been too scared to ask me, so I just don't go.

Sam: So, guys are perfectly comfortable asking to climb your legs but they're to scared to ask you to a stupid school dance?

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Lois Lane & Superman

Sam: Hey Eden!

Sam: How come you don't want to go to the dance..?

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He's such a brat...but he's my brat..

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He looks pretty fly in glasses. I don't understand how he can pull them off but I can't...we're like..identical and stuff.