lemongrass and sleep

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[elephantsshoe-blog]

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[subtubitles]

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

i was gonna make fun of soulja boy for being shorter than me but then i saw

so hes alright for now

[maxknightley]

soulja boy continues to tell ‘em

[teflonly]

[lock-screens]

hozier

[theluminator]

his first time at the beach and………… 😭💦

[a-framed-dog]

Oooh noooooo

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

The last five months of 2018 are going to be filled with financial independence, true love, healing, and answered prayers 

[memehumor]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

[dodieclarkdaily]

when i’m so used to feeling wrong well, it makes me feel alright

[dramaticallydepressed]

rose-colored boy // paramore

[babyangel-jpg]

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

[gaysexhaver666]

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

[whitepeopletwitter]

Going on a date

[setheverman]

uuhh follow me on twitter for more relatable

[setheverman]

*crowd cheering and chanting “FU-NNY! FU-NNY! FU-NNY!”* haha thanks guys as i said, this and much much more on my twitter!

[whitepeopletwitter]

This hits my funny bone in ways I can’t explain

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

[whitepeopletwitter]