Cami

canadian art ho & shit poster

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

A Pole Man’s Christmas

[redapeguy]

Are you ready for an adventure?

[90s-forever-deactivated20170126]

Wow my dash is RIPPING today

[lledxela]

“Todd why is the office flooded?”

“Aesthetic.”

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

no

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

NO

[igxbaddies]

[realpixie]

[riceblush-deactivated20181229]

Can we please stop acting like mixed people are watered down versions of their ethncities

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[anthonyamorim]

disney channel original movie

[spawkward]

I refuse to believe this was 6 seconds

[lake-erie]

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that

[alexander]

IM HOLLERING RIGHT NOW

[aphswaginski]

the signs when their significant other cheats on them

cries for 10 days and will never forget about it, probably staying up all night just crying themselves to sleep: pisces, CANCER, sagittarius, virgo, aquarius

lol bye bitch. get tf outta here: libra, LEO, taurus,

CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEATS, TOOK A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER IN BOTH HEADLIGHTS, CRASHED A HOLE IN ALL FOUR SIDES- MAYBE NEXT TIME THEY’LL THINK BEFORE THEY CHEAT: gemini, ARIES, capricorn

[astrologytrash]

Where’s Scorpio tho?

[swedishloverboy-deactivated2017]

kills them: scorpio

[anniedayenow]

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[comalard]

I swing both ways ;)

Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

[yarkoart]

[theplanfuckjobs]

keep yourself distant and remote, unhappy and alone

so sick we’re dead by the front bottoms

[fanonical]

‘professor umbridge is the zodiac killer’ becoming a meme among hogwarts students

[sunfortune]

and the purebloods dont fucking get it theyre like who the fuck is the zodiac killer???? and the muggleborns/half bloods are like i literally just told you its professor umbridge?????