Teacher In Training

working on my alternative certification to teach high school social studies

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

[nuwanders]

them: all girls remake of lord of the flies

me, an intellectual: all girls remake of dead poets society

[erectolobiform]

i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[reynabeth-deactivated20180821-d]

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

[mightbeinsaneforever]

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

[vivienvalentino]

[hoebutmadefashion]

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

[harleyqquinn]

[drawsaurus]

this is a kids’ movie about threesomes

[jumpingjacktrash]

writers: so it’s about these two dudes and they’re married

studio: no gay stuff!

writers: ummm ok we added a girl

studio: and took out the gay stuff?

writers: it’s not gay if it’s a 3-way

studio: acceptable

[kateordie]

They were a throuple and I’ll die on that hill

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[kodaksnacks-blog]

I’m fucking deaddd

[daniajuana-blog]

That ain’t no fence

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmfaoooo

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

LMAOOO

[computervsworldarchive]

as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

[nicoleoliepolie]

@mysterymuttbutts Lots of silly puppies!

[newenglandpups]

PERFECT

[coolhandofagirl-deactivated2015]

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

[skullxcrusher-deactivated201501]

nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.

[balletange]

What’s better than a hot guy? A hot guy in 18th century attire.

[jidashia]

You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....

Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain

[moonlight-sonder]

Fuck off

[aniitabananita-deactivated20210]

Big baby crying because I stopped petting him for 2 seconds - Tito boy 😍 at 10 months

[shownubigdaddy]

I would die for him

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Pet him .. i wont ask you again.

[bax16]

@advanced-procrastination

[jelly-bean-machine]

I work at an art store and we have tester pads out for pens and markers. Sometimes people put in way too much time into their doodles and then there’s… this beautifully cursed image

[just-shower-thoughts]

December 31, 2017 is the only day where every adult was born in the 1900’s and everyone else under 18 was born in the 2000’s

[beardset]

I don’t like this post

[ms-demeanor]

it approaches.

[milqi]

Aaaaaand just like that I feel even older than I am.