brain rot is real

Call me Lemon this is my dumpster, make yourself comfortable.30 minors DNI. I write about star wars and bioware.

[truechaoticneutral]

I'ma about to have a biblically accurate crash out what the FUCK do you me the nails that I spent 6hr on yesterday one just popped off

[truechaoticneutral]

I need an edible and to have my brain screwed out of me instead I'm doing overtime and making fancy mash potatoes

[griffonatrix]

reblog to give prev a notification

[pillarofawesome]

[aspiring-weird-old-man]

Hey, USAmericans? Wanna save your country? Run For Something!

[mariacallous]

[greatpoetryfun-deactivated20260]

Friendly reminder as we head into tax season (for US Americans), that the major tax preparation companies are fully prepared to lie and mislead you into paying for their tax preparation software when you might qualify for free software through the IRS.

Don’t fall for their bullshit. Visit IRS Free File and see what services are available to you. The requirements vary depending on your household status and income, but if you make less than $79,000/year (which is nearly everyone I know), you probably qualify for something.

[rat2rrj]

HR block also did this shit to me, fuck em

[roykentschesthair]

“Tell me this ends with me asleep in your arms, and I’ll kill any God you ask.”

Is the most romantic fucking thing I’ve ever heard. What the fuck.

For a quiet life with you I’d declare war on God.

I’m sobbing.

[captastra]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Illario Dellamorte/Rook Characters: Rook (Dragon Age), Illario Dellamorte Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Vaginal Sex, One-Sided Relationship, Crying, Unhealthy Relationships, these two are messy Series: Part 5 of Veilguard Discord Prompts Summary:

Still grieving the loss of Lucanis, Nesiri goes to his room at the Villa and finds comfort in Illario’s arms.

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Minors DNI!!! Written for the Dellamorte discord prompt! Thank you @lustaniasaxon for both betaing and helping with the name by recommending listening to Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding!

Keep reading

[winduppup]

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

[catgirldragon]

Reblog this post to parallel play with prev

[dare-to-day-dream]

[funeralhomewifi]

also the possibility that rook was already acquainted with viago during the events of eight little talons and considering the potential angst of fledgelings only hearing that 4 talons are dead but not ~who and rook just like

[truechaoticneutral]

@captastra @lustaniasaxon this with Vipera and Viago's past

[vonspe]

Keeping up with the Mourn Watch

[fiollaigean]

i cannot emphasize how necessary it is to have a buddy to participate in fandom with. completely elevated experience. don't have a buddy? find someone you like and message them and be their friend. gush over every sketch and drabble and insane headcanon they have. live life to the fullest.

[elljayvee]

thank u to all my fandom buddies

[sunsinourhands]

Guys I need fandom buddies

[bayou-lafontaine]

Redditors when they remember the Clones are Maori.

[aynavaano]

Tem is half the reason why I have the hots for the clones. I would die fighting to defend him from the haters. If you don´t like him, great, go simp after someone else, but Tem IS the clones.

If you write fanfiction, this look is what you are writing, especially if it’s about a reg:

[sleepingsun501]

Say it again for the people in the back!! The clones are Maori!!

[kimiheartblade]

This is the clones, no one will change my mind. Ever.

[jaycexrex]

My favorite thing to do ever is tell Star Wars bros (who are already intimidated by me to begin with because im a hot girl who knows more about Star Wars than they probably do) to their faces that I would fuck this man and every single one of his clones until they all ran out of genetic material to give me

and watch them crash tf out because they can’t comprehend how fucking unbelievably fine this man is

[charl0ttan]

ive been very interested in your blog ever since i noticed you associating with several of my closest mutuals. how would you like to form a partnership for the ages

[yorickish-deactivated20240629]

energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe

[yorickish-deactivated20240629]

[captastra]

Chapter 3

It's the night of the first pre-wedding festivities. Yasmin had forced Nesiri into a role under the guise of the masquerade and Nesiri is thrown into the world of Crow politics.

Biggest thank you to @lustaniasaxon and @truechaoticneutral for betaing my fic <3!!

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[yobitzy]

hello everynyan :3