you're only a cut of the vagabond

"seeing stuff you reblogged is always like sip of crisp clear water." - the-lady-of-the-cake. "lmao this is really good" -cosmere-cat. "too fucking funny" -pikesprouts. "all bangers all the time" -epsilonics. background and pfp by me

[fiollaigean]

my beloved brother the mandolin my dearest sister the banjo my gentle mother the guitar my loving father the bass my childhood sweetheart the fiddle

[fiollaigean]

my best friend the flatfooter

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[hufflepuffharukananase]

Even me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anyway I was having this very vivid and unaccountably funny dream about what I suppose you would call a heist crew, except their MO was less about stealing and more about breaking into rich shitheads' houses to throw absolute ragers and trash the place and then disappear into the night. it was all very sleek and admittedly even sexy but the main thing I remember about this dream is that the leader of the group, who's exactly the kind of smooth young hotshot you think he is, was always in the process of getting spectacularly dumped at these parties. always a different woman. months of planning and stress and then when he should be in his element kicking back, accepting congratulations on all sides, man of the hour, he's getting dumped. again. and his whole crew is watching with a very low amount of sympathy because they love the guy but ooooh they know better than anyone that he deserves this. what the fuck was my subconscious cooking with this.

[haverst]

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[achillesinhighheels]

[terramythos]

tumblr users will be like 'is anyone going to be weirdly condescending on this post' and not even wait for an answer

[nikoisme]

hehe pile

[cuartosol]

notes on shallan's outfits (without pattern)

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Everyone here is *definitely* guilty of something

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[oyuna-art]

Traveling Troupe (놀이패) AU

Aang & Toph travel around the Earth Kingdom in a troupe with their harmless rope walker scam (aka airbending)

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[vetchtibbles]

mutual you didn't tell me that post you made four months ago about you wanting to fuck the water cycle had been blowing up this whole time omg I had to stumble across it on my dash already at 57k notes. you have to tell me these things

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean