intro post thing bc I never got round to doing one
(and my description is too cramped)
free palestine 🇵🇸 get out of here if you dont support that.
- driftwood/drifty/any variation of that rlly,
- he/him, transgendarrr
- mage of hope
- australian 💪🔥💯
- i very frequently and gleefully indulge in my interests here & also post about every minute detail of my life so do expect that if you follow. i also adore rpf and especially enjoy insanely niche rpf 🙂↕️
- samcoded adamgirl 🤞he was a major character in my heart
-i say this in the following dot point also but charlie brooker is my other biggest obsession as of right now and also the past like year now. i could talk about him for literal hours
-right now my other biggest obsession is comedy stuff, especially would i lie to you & of course david mitchell + lee mack. and i’m also insanely obsessed with charlie brooker for reasons that are at this point a bit hard to explain but please feel free to ask me about literally anything comedy related i would be overjoyed
(p.s. if you see me talking about a “cb” or “charlie” or just “brooker” then im talking about charlie brooker, unless i’ve specified otherwise. i do that cos i don’t wanna clog up the search results *too* much lol)
-franz ferdinand is one of my other biggest obsessions. please please ask me about them i am sosososo autistic abt them. (to clarify i mean rhe band)
-also I LIKE TO DRAW!! my art + my other creations (ie. gifs and the like) are all under the “#my art” tag on this blog if you wanna have a look
rn im also into northern exposure (currently rewatching it!) and nirvan(n)a the band the show (+ various other associated pieces of media)
more interests, my ao3, my websites, other accounts and sort of ‘dni’ below the cut!
*slenderman voice* decorate my tree
💥‼️currently very obsessed with franz ferdinand (again the band not the guy), comedy in general & the show ‘would i lie to you’ (but especially these folks: david mitchell, lee mack and charlie brooker + the series ‘the trip’) (also MANY different tv comedies and comedians and so on), horror stuff, saw, homestuck, aaaaand mormonism + jehovahs witnesses (I DO NOT SUPPORT EITHER!! they are both cults and i merely have an interest in how they function and things related to them as a whole)‼️💥 + more listed below
i post and rb about a variety of things but mainly homestuck, camp here and there, spn, the last dragon chronicles, house md, comedy, as well as fob, mcr, franz ferdinand and a variety of other music adjacent things 👍
- ‼️ i like to rpf post i like to read rpf and i like to draw rpf ‼️ if youre uncomfortable with rpf that is a-okay and i understand & respect that, i’m still happy to be mutuals provided you arent like. a jerk or whatever lol. i’m also super interested in the concept of rpf itself and the relationships between fiction & reality, creator & audience, etc. so like if you wanna have a discussion about rpf (no matter your opinion on it) i’d be very happy to oblige!
^ note that i am NOT a genuine tinhatter and all rpf-style things i say are firmly in the realm of fiction, even if i like to talk like i believe it irl ultimately i respect that i don’t know these people and it’s not my place to make genuine assumptions about their personal lives
ao3 is driftwoodGrockles ! i have three (3) fics including a tldc ending rewrite you should totally read it
you can see my strawpage here ‼️ and also my franz ferdinand infodumping site here 👍
if you want feel free to say hello to me on pesterchum, im usually anarchicArtistry on there!
i have 2 dogs & a cat they are everything! and thats all there is to say now
[ID: A gif of a pixelated gray dog running back and forth left and right across the screen. End ID]
generally i’ll just block if i dont want you interacting but in general don’t follow me if you’re a terf, incest shipper/poster, or strictly 18+/nsfw account
today i relistened to the industry talks thing jared did and i cant stop thinking about how he described himself as needing a break from the intensity of making blackberry & then getting that break in the form of being able to work on jackie shane and focus on “two-person jobs”… like shut up…. thats so cutes… got a nice little break getting to work pretty much exclusively with luca…
iasip getting mentioned… crazy reality check like Ohhhh right most people were probably excited about like glenn howerton and jay baruchel and stuff. not the cinematographer
only just realiswd jareds in the blackberry sxsw q&a so im watching that now. very cute that matt prefaced his introduction of the team with “i’ll introduce them in order of who i love most” [paraphrased] then introduced jared first
this one interview where matt calls the characters they play much stupider than their real selves, jay especially. even going on to call jay an extremely intelligent person.
and then like 20 mins later riverdale gets brought up by the host and he asks matt if he’s watched it and matt says only the first ep but that jay’s seen more and then he goes “how many episodes have you seen, bird?” and you realize jay’s close enough to the mic that his voice gets picked up in his response and also that he’s probably been there the whole time too.
omg concerned childrens advertisers psas are like a Thing in ntbts s2 … just started rewatching the boost n realised its at the end of rge ad that scares jay… much like the ad that the end of the buddyis based on
one time i was at a week long youth conference for church stuff (who else exmormon and did efy?) and there was a few hundred of us or something so we were all split into these groups and the groups were obviously gendered bc it would be inappropriate for a fourteen year old boy to be encouraged to talk to a fourteen year old girl DUH. anyways our group of like fifteen or twenty girls or whatever. we were ordering pizza for the last day of the conference and every group had to tally up how hungry we were so they knew how much to order. and this was the last day of a week of twelve hour days and we were tired we had been taking class outside and it was hot as hell and etc. anyways we sat in a circle and our group leader who was the only adult woman there had us all take turns saying out loud to the circle how much pizza we thought we would eat so they could get a headcount for ordering. which. holy fuck what an awful way to do that? you put a huge group of young girls in a circle and had us all announce out loud how much we eat? anyways every SINGLE girl said "Oh Im Not Hungry I Just Want One Slice." until it got to me and i was like 3/4 the way around the circle and i said "To Be Honest i could have an entire medium hawaiian to myself right now but ill probably restrain myself to five pieces or something." and everypony started laughing because yes i was also the fattest girl in our group. but i was also kindof really brave as a 14 yo and i just kept going i genuinely said "I think you guys are being stupid because youre definitely hungry you just wont say it." and the leader was like "okay be real though how many slices?" and i said "im being serious Sister im so hungry and we have another four hours here including a soccer game. i want five or six slices of pizza." anyways after i did that big demonstration some of the girls following me said Two slices and one said Three. sometimes being the friendless heavy Bad girl is vital to the ecosystem and health of those around you. and btw they did get me a large hawaiian and let me take home what i didnt finish.
omfg tonight at my friends bday party one of my friends was doing tarot readings and i was as per usual asking about rpf right . n so i asked if zach (of aunty d.onna) was gonna come out at some point, and the answer was something suggesting he should come out, i forget what exactly. and so then i was just discussing how im like 100% certain zach’s bisexual with another friend when i realise the mother of the friend whose party it is, is also present . no biggie right… except that makes me remember that Oh right! this friend (party host) has a cousin who was in an aunty d.onna video and presumably knows them! and for some reason i explained all that to the mum who then said she wouldnt be surprised or something like that because said cousin hangs around like, “a diverse bunch of people” or smth along those lines. wild
