Oasis' Hub

Memes, Animal Crossing, and Pokémon: Go! Oh my! Aries, F, Madi, 1998

[sagihairius]

bruh the only time a man should have an abortion opinion is if he’s pregnant

[sagihairius]

[punkkidmakingpizzas]

[boymounter]

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

[boymounter]

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

[roboco-san]

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

[old-man-meme]

[astraldemise]

*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

[shiny-audin0]

?

[astraldemise]

*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*

[heturnedleft]

Little brown mushrooms are unidentifiable, worthless crap. If you’re going to hand me small mushrooms, make sure they’re some color other than brown.

(I have opinions about things)

[astraldemise]

the fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us

[lesbianrey]

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

[rigglos]

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

[julietandherfairjuliet]

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

the girl who pretended to be a republican and got old white conservatives to fund her tuition

[feministism]

[beatnikbleau-deactivated2025072]

🙄😲

[lau9hfuck3rs-deactivated2019090]

That is perfect. For those that still don’t understand, maybe this will help …

[ratliker1917]

A lot of the awfulness of tumblr progressivism becomes easier to understand when you realize how common “knows zero people who have been to prison, zero sex workers, zero people who struggle with addiction, zero homeless people” is as a Lived Experience among this website’s userbase.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[despazito]

aaaaaa it’s autumn i gotta fuck *turns red and green and grows a humpback*

[despazito]

[primarybufferpanel]

[homosexualpanicattack]

Sometimes it be like that.

[eterniumwinds-deactivated201912]

wow theres dlc for untitled goose game already?

[101katten-deactivated20191203]

[cglmrfreeman]

omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;

[zzazu]

This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion

[lifecrystals]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT

[drtanner]

I will never not reblog this happy baby.

[moldyjunk]

KITTEN IN MY CAR

[moldyjunk]

BABY IS SAFE

[moldyjunk]

Dave: “We probably can’t keep him so don’t get too attached now ok”

(one hour later)

Dave: “I named him Meep Meep”

[moldyjunk]

Happy one year anniversary to our precious boy! ♡♡♡ This is what he looks like now, and he weighs about 15 lbs!!! Can you believe this is what we found in my car??

[jonbutter]

I love these dumb vids Gus makes his mom film

[porterr-robinson]

[videochrome2]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

being poor is traumatic. even if you’re not homeless or starving. never being able to get anything nice for yourself, never being able to go out to eat without feeling guilty, never being able to do anything fun that isn’t free, making you housebound in bad weather because you can’t afford to go to a cafe or a movie. it takes a toll. being poor under capitalism makes your life a waking nightmare. this post must be reblogged by everyone.

[poorrichardjr]

Addendum: If perchance you do scrape up the money to do something (say buy a computer or phone because you absolutely need the damn thing for work), you get shamed for doing so. “Why did you buy that expensive phone if you are poor?” I spent 20 dollars on it …. “What about that nice computer you got there?” I bought it six years ago, refurbished for about $250. “How about that big ole television you got there?” etc, etc, etc. No matter how poor you are, so many people think you should have less if you are “actually” poor.

[technogenic-mess]

There’s no two ways about it: poverty is violence.