A PLACE FOR TROLLS WHO NEED TO SPEAK THEIR PAN.

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I HAD SSO MUCH FUN WITtH EVERYONE ELSSE I WANTtED TtO DO MY OWN. WELCOME TtO TtRUE OFF MY PUSSHER.

SSOME RULESS:

1: Age and caste are recommended, but not required! Masking typing quirks is cool, too! 2: This blog isn't for preaching!! Take that hoofbeast shit elsewhere! 3: NSFW allowed but like. Don't break TOS or anything. 4: Clarify or update in a follow up ask or a reblog! 5: For the love of gog, don't use anyone's real names. (use letters or pseudonyms) 6: I'm hella biased but I will not respond with bias on your post! This is a confession blog, that'd be poor taste.

ANYHOW. IM FRETtKA! IM 7.5, OLIVE, AND USSE IT/ANY PRONOUNSS.

(Mun here! I follow off of my main, which is @basilpaste !

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i love him adn i miss him :(

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i want to pail my husktop

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https://www.tumblr.com/trueoffmypusher/743576320463765504/help-help-how-do-yuo-kiss-a-pretty-purple-blood?source=share

Update

Htey saw it.

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Help. Help how do yuo kiss a pretty purple blood help hlp <- bronze

thyeyre so prettyyyyyyyy......they held me and i nearly fuckign called them my moirail and we honked at eachofher ad

And and. 💥💥💥💥

I wanna shosoh them......wanna run hands thrugh hair :000

Sorry imjus a little silly botu them

..if yu see this HIIII HI HELLO HONK IGNORE THUSSSS

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Hi. Quirk masking pissblood* here

I FUCKING HATE "I THINK I HAUVE VOIDROT"!!!!!! Shut upppp you're not funny!!!! Just say you wanna pail someone fuck you fuck you die die die /p

LIKE. WHY DO YOU WANNA JOKE ABOUT DYING. It hurts and you're just being a dickhead!!! Die die die die!!!!/p

*reclaimed I promise!

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(qm) I've been hiding out at my moirail's hive for like half a sweep and all the sudden a fucking human appeared?? I didn't want to take him in but my moirail is unfortunately a human fanatic and possibly the best qualified troll to deal with this situation on alternia. the human is sleeping on the loungeplank for now

he's not terrible but I also don't get to talk to him much. he's tolerable. he's also weirdly super open about his fear and anxiety about this situation which. what. is that a human thing or smthn wtf. I would never do that with a stranger

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Wheen your 2 frieends woulld makee such a wondeerfull pair of kismeesis but you wanna auspiticee reeall bad (I just wanna brag about having all my quardrants filleed and theey'ree thee onlly frieends I havee who woulldn't bee a pain to datee ashen)

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i have nothing against mutants (my pusher goes out to them considering everything i get for being perceived as one...) but i don't like that trolls assume i am one!!! they look at my lusus and assume that i'm goldblooded, then assume i'm some mutant when i don't look like one (because i'm not!). i can feel when they change their opinion of me upon seeing my lusus, and the extra suspicion in their manners when i tell them my blood, they don't believe me! i'm scared one day i may be culled mistakenly for someone believing i'm a mutant, but mutants shouldn't be culled anyway!!

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this close to killing my coworker every time he says we should get an auspistice i dream of wringung his neck. FUCK thst guy i dont even fuck w him fr

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iii thiiink thiiis iiis breakiiing me. iii cant see moviiing on past any of thiiis. iii don't see how iii could. iii don't see why iii would want to.

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(qm) i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him. i swear to gog im absolutely fucking fuming right now fuck this guy fuck whatever hes doing i hate him so much im going. to punch something

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My ex br0ke up w1th me becauzze 1 was "rezz0rt1ng t0 v10lence t00 eazz1ly" but n0w zzhezz 1n a c0ma and her MUT1E FUCK1NG G1RLFR1END, WH0 1 KN0W 1ZZ READ1NG TH1ZZ juzzt r1pped my r1ght arm and left leg 0ff. And ate them. 1n fr0nt 0f me. Bef0re g0ug1ng my eye 0ut and eat1ng that. 1 have my fuck1ng HAND B0NEZZ !N FR0NT 0F ME and the zzcattered rema1ns of my larger b0nezz. Why zzcattered? Zzhe CRACKED THEM 0PEN AND ATE THE MARR0W. And zzhe kept another few b0nezz. 1 hate th1zz. Fuck my zztup1d baka l1fe.

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eye have no eyedea where eye am? eye went lookeyeng for my freyeend and got lost? and now my freyeends from my area are haveyeng eyessues and eye steyell cant feyend my far away freyeend? eyem just wandereyeng the woods wheyele they have real eyessues? :{?

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(qm) i think my dysphoria is getting worse.

[trueoffmypusher]

< : love zecretz >

< but only when : know about them >

< also pr:nterz >

< why dont we apprec:ate pr:nterz more ? >

< pr:nterz are the bezt >

< a mach:ne that can pr:nt and copy paperz ? >

< what :z not to love about them >

< zure they are annoy:ng and dont work half the t:me >

< but trollz love each other even w:th the:r flawz >

< why cant we az a zoc:ety love pr:nterz the way the dezerve >

< : fuck:ng love pr:nterz >

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(qm) would post "muties stay winning" and turn off my palmhusk but knowing my audience that would probably get more positive interaction than negative (i am a mutant) (not that they know this)