Signs

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Who'll try to kiss who on New Year’s Eve 2019

Aries: Virgo

Taurus: Aquarius (tragic)

Gemini: Scorpio

Cancer: Sagittarius

Leo: Pisces

Virgo: Leo

Libra: Aries

Scorpio: Gemini

Sagittarius: Cancer

Capricorn: Scorpio (as always)

Aquarius: Capricorn

Pisces: Taurus

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These signs kept their 2016 New Year’s Resolution

Capricorn: You did not

Aquarius: You did not

Pisces: You did not

Aries: You did not

Taurus: You did not

Gemini: You did not

Cancer: You did not

Leo: You did not

Virgo: You did not

Libra: You did not

Scorpio: You did not

Sagittarius: You did not

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Who Will Become a Couple in 2017

Aries: Libra Taurus: Aquarius Gemini: Scorpio Cancer: Pisces Leo: Capricorn Virgo: Sagittarius Libra: Aries Scorpio: Gemini Sagittarius: Virgo Capricorn: Leo Aquarius: Taurus Pisces: Cancer

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Who'll kiss who on New Year's Eve

Aries: Capricorn

Taurus: Pisces

Gemini: Scorpio

Cancer: Aquarius

Leo: Sagittarius

Virgo: Libra

Libra: Virgo

Scorpio: Gemini

Sagittarius: Leo

Capricorn: Aries

Aquarius: Cancer

Pisces: Taurus

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The signs as bad pick up lines

Aries: there is a party in my mouth and everyone is comming. Taurus: did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me. Gemini: do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you. Cancer: my doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U. Leo: your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty. Virgo: I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen Libra: are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling Scorpio: if I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? Sagittarius: if you were a booger I'd pick you first. Capricorn: my love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Aquarius: I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. Pisces: hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"