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Oh man, I had a rip-roaring good time reading back through all of these. (While trying to remember which ones I submitted)
Oh wow yeah I haven't looked through these in ages, but I know what you mean. They're absolutely great to look through every once and a while; and some of them still make me laugh as hard as when they were originally submitted!
The Phone Call
When a person calls Cody's tower over and over, saying only the word 'crackers', on repeat, Cody thinks it's a homeless person. He seeks Mitch's help, but gets turned down (and laughed at). Meanwhile, Mitch and Newmie are stuck dealing with cleaning the lifeguard trucks after several pigeons with diarrhea poop all over them.
Matt meets a man who claims that he's the Easter Bunny. Matt doesn't believe him until the man knocks him out cold and takes him on a magical journey. Mitch has his hands full when Hobie and his friends are held hostage in a lifeguard tower by 20 rabid dogs. Garner eats a doughnut.
In this very special episode of Baywatch, Jay Leno guest stars as a car salesman who is trying to raffle off a car on the pier. But when a psychopath ties Stephanie to a boat that's headed straight for the pier with a bomb attached, will Mitch be able to save her in time? Meanwhile, Hobie tries to shoot the pier again, only to get eaten by a whale.
Wish I May, Wish I Might
CJ meets a genie who grants her three wishes. Mitch goes diving with Matt and they both run out of air. Hobie throws a party and one of his friends nearly gets flushed down the toilet.
It's A Hard Rock Life For Us
Cody keeps tripping over his own feet and one day he hits his head on a rock on the jetty and falls the water. Mitch rescues him and brings him to the ER where he must recuperate from a major concussion. Meanwhile, Hobie falls in yet another chemically poisoned lagoon and is soon at death's door. Will he be able to fight the infection?
Sealed With a Kiss
The Baywatch crew is ready for anything, but can they handle interspecies relationships? Cody and a very special seal are about to face the ultimate test. Meanwhile, Hobie sneaks into an R-rated movie.
It's A Hard Rock Life For Us
Eddie challenges Craig to a race on top of the jetty. The rules? Whoever falls off first is the loser.
I Might Let You Out Of My Sight
Mitch has been having trouble with his vision: he's seeing double. Will he be able to get the problem corrected and return to lifeguarding? Meanwhile, Eddie and Shauni get food poisoning at their favorite restaurant.
The BOOM Effect
For two days, random underwater explosions rock the water just off the Santa Monica pier. Rumor has it that these are caused by the farts of sea serpents. Mitch, Logan, and Caroline decide to dive and investigate. Meanwhile on the beach, a little girl scrapes her knee but no one is around to give her a band-aid because Cody has fallen asleep on duty.
where have you been? please don't let this page die! it's hilarious!
awwww, thanks nonnie! quite frankly, the page died just 'cause I stopped getting submissions and I guess folks just forgot I was here. If submissions start coming back in, though, I'd happily have the page back up and running again!
Tidal Wave
When a huge wave hits Malibu Beach, Mitch and CJ single-handedly rescue 20 people from the water. Soon after, Mitch learns that Hobie is trapped on a rock in the middle of the ocean. Can Mitch swim 20 miles to save him? Meanwhile, Matt gets pinkeye.
Viva La Baywatch!
Because the crew wanted an excuse to go on vacation, Baywatch visits France! In part one of this two-part special, absolutely nothing happens. In part two, Cody and CJ have their hands full rescuing geriatrics who have swam past the safety zone, while Garner must find a gorilla who has escaped from the zoo. Meanwhile, Mitch and Newmie put on berets and go deep undercover, only to find that Hobie has joined the underground mime syndicate. Includes 2 baguette fights.
Just queued the first post in what was probably months!
((Thank you, Lupa!))
Good lord I hate myself for letting this blog sink into the back of my mind; school and life in general has been hectic for Miss Mod. In any case.... let's bring this blog back from obscurity! Send in some submissions, everyone; we can get this back on its feet again!
*insert motivational montage here*
It's mayhem at the beach when a shipment of marmosets being delivered to the Los Angeles Zoo is accidentally unleashed. Can Mitch round up all of the mischievous monkeys? Meanwhile, Hobie befriends a blind dwarf teenager with cancer, autism, and Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Mitch finds an old Atari video game system and decides to make a show with Garner where Mitch is very grumpy and Garner is not so grumpy.
CJ continues to eat the same bagel.
When a futuristic spaceship appears in the sky, Mitch is recruited to join an intrepid space marine and his alien crew to save the galaxy from a race of evil machines determined to eradicate all sentient life. Meanwhile, Newmie gets hit in the head and thinks he's a jellyfish.