Oodles of Noodles

Allie. 20. Michigan.

[throwbackblr]

[onlytwitterpics]

[jawbone-the-tenth]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If sperm makes babies, and is found in testicles, then ball really is life.

[grim-grimmsnarl]

Now THIS worm knows how to party! 🎉

[shelgon]

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

Incredibles 2 (2018)

[ryantherabbot]

Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

[fuckitting-deactivated20201211]

Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery

[burgertv]

[ithelpstodream]

[mairauders]

kids are not supposed to die at school. parents are not supposed to drop their children off at school and then get texts like, “mom if i dont make it out of this, know that i love you and appreciate everything youve done for me”. being in high school is not supposed to be a death sentence. yes, america, you fought for your independance. yes, you won. you’re a free country. but you’re not a safe country. power is not supposed to be more valuable than a human life.

[catmeme-moved]

me when the demon in my room tries to scare me in the middle of the night

[evil-woman]

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

     NUT

   T HEN W   HAT ?

[cumgremlin]

[iraffiruse]

[weavemama]

how many more fucking kids have to die in school because these selfish ass lawmakers don’t see the the importance of making stricter gun laws

[iraffiruse]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“He died doing what he loved” would be a really awkward thing to say at a drug addict’s funeral.

[pomeranian2]

[creamynut]

HOLLERIN 😭

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Pls 😂😂😂

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

[90skid-com]

[ruinedchildhood]

[vicsanderp]

I don’t even watch or like this show but WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE?!