God save us all

What have I done...? (rp blog for an au once-ler.)

[truffu-ler-blog1]

WHAT IS AIR !?

“I don’t know,” he hissed, “what do you think it is...?”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

[Ask box is empty!]

[ask-tree-hugger-lorax-blog]

I doubt you could speak for me.

I’ll have you know that I was MADE to speak for the trees. So whether you doubt that, that’s fine but don’t forget who has the magical powers to protect beautiful trees like you.

[truffu-ler-blog1]

You cursed me, turned me into this. How can you act like this is okay?! 

[ask-tree-hugger-lorax-blog]

You brought this on yourself. You ruined the environment! It wasn’t just one tree that you cut. It was millions! You let greed get to your head and look at you now! I even warned you about the curse! I’ll turn your back to normal once you actually know what you have done to the animals and the trees and the promise that you broke! It didn’t have to be this way…

[truffu-ler-blog1]

What?! I cut down, say, maybe 3 trees total?! How many people HAVE you cursed?!

[ask-tree-hugger-lorax-blog]

Does this look like THREE trees to you? My my, you cut down so many trees that you lost count and forgot how much you actually cut!

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“W-what? I’ve never even seen that place.” He hissed.

[In Truff’s canon, he only cut down about 5 trees. He thought the curse was related to the trees, so he stopped as soon as he noticed symptoms, not wanting to make it worse.]

[ask-tree-hugger-lorax-blog]

I may have mistaken you for someone else… hmmmm. Although, I’m glad you stopped, but you still need to learn that all life is precious and that you shouldn’t have cut down my trees in the first place. 

[truffu-ler-blog1]

I’m truly, deeply, greatly sorry. But at least I’m not some hippie or a greedler. But, uh, maybe lift the curse? It, um, really hurts. Having your skeleton turn into wood, your flesh into bark. Also pink is the single gayest hair color. I was really trying to make a thneed, honestly. My mom thinks I’m a failure, and I have no idea how to prove I can be a success. Look around. There’s Corrupt, who’s very successful even if his methods are, uh, questionable. Stork, who devotes his life to making couples who can’t have kids happy. Hell, even the furry rat is good at something. Even if it’s being annoying. But god, I’m just....trying to...make my mom happy. She’s so mean to me. Why do I even try anymore? Maybe as a plant I’ll be better, contributing to the ecosystem. But even if it kills me, I will make her proud.

[truffu-ler-blog1]

I woke up today and my back was stiff. Looked in the mirror and there was bark. I’m starting to think I won’t survive.

[ask-tree-hugger-lorax-blog]

I doubt you could speak for me.

I’ll have you know that I was MADE to speak for the trees. So whether you doubt that, that’s fine but don’t forget who has the magical powers to protect beautiful trees like you.

[truffu-ler-blog1]

You cursed me, turned me into this. How can you act like this is okay?! 

[ask-tree-hugger-lorax-blog]

You brought this on yourself. You ruined the environment! It wasn’t just one tree that you cut. It was millions! You let greed get to your head and look at you now! I even warned you about the curse! I’ll turn your back to normal once you actually know what you have done to the animals and the trees and the promise that you broke! It didn’t have to be this way…

[truffu-ler-blog1]

What?! I cut down, say, maybe 3 trees total?! How many people HAVE you cursed?!

[ask-tree-hugger-lorax-blog]

Does this look like THREE trees to you? My my, you cut down so many trees that you lost count and forgot how much you actually cut!

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“W-what? I’ve never even seen that place.” He hissed.

[In Truff’s canon, he only cut down about 5 trees. He thought the curse was related to the trees, so he stopped as soon as he noticed symptoms, not wanting to make it worse.]

[monsterler]

"The more I look around, the more people have been cursed. I hope that these spells won't kill anyone..."

Get out of here tree, before I cut you down.

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“Oh, please. I’m just as human as you claim to be,” he grinned. “If you’re going to cut anyone down, make it that obese cheeto puff.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

[ @ask-liar-ler, are you alive? I’d love to RP with you.]

[crow-ler-blog1]

"So you got cursed too?" He rolled his eyes. "Assuming that you cut down some trees."

…More like a valley..But yes, I did cut down ‘some’ trees.

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“Taking a wild guess here, but it was painful for you too, right?”

[crow-ler-blog1]

Having your hands and arms slowly becoming feathered-messes and your feet turning into talons isn’t exactly pleasant, no.

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“I fear that my skeleton is slowly turning into wood. I’ve broken my arm twice in the last month.

It isn’t healing properly…”

[ask-catboy-onceler-blog]

Aw, I hope you get better! How exactly is it not healing correctly? I might not be a doctor, but I can try to help!

[truffu-ler-blog1]

He winced, lifting up his arms, not being used to the weight of the bark. “See? The, uh, bone is poking out. But it doesn’t hurt at all, which is weird...”

[truffula-tribune-blog]

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[crow-ler-blog1]

"So you got cursed too?" He rolled his eyes. "Assuming that you cut down some trees."

…More like a valley..But yes, I did cut down ‘some’ trees.

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“Taking a wild guess here, but it was painful for you too, right?”

[crow-ler-blog1]

Having your hands and arms slowly becoming feathered-messes and your feet turning into talons isn’t exactly pleasant, no.

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“I fear that my skeleton is slowly turning into wood. I’ve broken my arm twice in the last month.

It isn’t healing properly...”

[justanotheroncelerblog]

This is an ask blog n shit but ima ask y'all a question. What’s your favorite form of oncest?

[stork-ler]

((Creamcest and Swonter))

[truffu-ler-blog1]

[Onciestork, creamcest, bitterone, gentlepimp, and 7212.]

[crow-ler-blog1]

"So you got cursed too?" He rolled his eyes. "Assuming that you cut down some trees."

…More like a valley..But yes, I did cut down ‘some’ trees.

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“Taking a wild guess here, but it was painful for you too, right?”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

"Good thing there's a lot of trees here, I could always use more to make into Thneeds." -Mr. Corrupt-ler

“Don’t. You. Fucking. Dare.” He snarled, defending the forest. “Don’t, for the love of all things holy, or you’ll end up like me. Please.”

[corrupt-ler]

“Aww, you’re gonna be like that Lorax? I’m glad I ki- he lifted away anyway. I’m not gonna turn into a fucking talking tree, don’t worry.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“If you killed the Lorax,” he said, “why isn’t my curse broken?”

[corrupt-ler]

“You shut up about that! He lifted away, got it? There must be more than one then.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“I suppose. Maybe I’ll try killing them until the curse is lifted.”

[corrupt-ler]

“Yeah, you kill all of them. They’re tree hugging shits, we don’t need anyone like that.”

[ask-catboy-onceler-blog]

Please don’t kill anyone! 3:

[corrupt-ler]

“I’m not killing anyone. Don’t worry, Kitty Boy. HE is. Besides, Loraxes are vermin.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“It’s true,” he sighed. “Look at them, hurting innocent Once-lers like yourself.”

[corrupt-ler]

“Exactly! I’m just a businessman making money, and he has to try and fuck everything up!”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“He might have tried to fuck up your business,” he angrily huffed, “but he tried to kill me. Isn’t that worse?”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

"Good thing there's a lot of trees here, I could always use more to make into Thneeds." -Mr. Corrupt-ler

“Don’t. You. Fucking. Dare.” He snarled, defending the forest. “Don’t, for the love of all things holy, or you’ll end up like me. Please.”

[corrupt-ler]

“Aww, you’re gonna be like that Lorax? I’m glad I ki- he lifted away anyway. I’m not gonna turn into a fucking talking tree, don’t worry.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“If you killed the Lorax,” he said, “why isn’t my curse broken?”

[corrupt-ler]

“You shut up about that! He lifted away, got it? There must be more than one then.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“I suppose. Maybe I’ll try killing them until the curse is lifted.”

[corrupt-ler]

“Yeah, you kill all of them. They’re tree hugging shits, we don’t need anyone like that.”

[ask-catboy-onceler-blog]

Please don’t kill anyone! 3:

[corrupt-ler]

“I’m not killing anyone. Don’t worry, Kitty Boy. HE is. Besides, Loraxes are vermin.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“It’s true,” he sighed. “Look at them, hurting innocent Once-lers like yourself.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

"Good thing there's a lot of trees here, I could always use more to make into Thneeds." -Mr. Corrupt-ler

“Don’t. You. Fucking. Dare.” He snarled, defending the forest. “Don’t, for the love of all things holy, or you’ll end up like me. Please.”

[corrupt-ler]

“Aww, you’re gonna be like that Lorax? I’m glad I ki- he lifted away anyway. I’m not gonna turn into a fucking talking tree, don’t worry.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“If you killed the Lorax,” he said, “why isn’t my curse broken?”

[corrupt-ler]

“You shut up about that! He lifted away, got it? There must be more than one then.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“I suppose. Maybe I’ll try killing them until the curse is lifted.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

"Good thing there's a lot of trees here, I could always use more to make into Thneeds." -Mr. Corrupt-ler

“Don’t. You. Fucking. Dare.” He snarled, defending the forest. “Don’t, for the love of all things holy, or you’ll end up like me. Please.”

[corrupt-ler]

“Aww, you’re gonna be like that Lorax? I’m glad I ki- he lifted away anyway. I’m not gonna turn into a fucking talking tree, don’t worry.”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

“If you killed the Lorax,” he said, “why isn’t my curse broken?”

[truffu-ler-blog1]

"Good thing there's a lot of trees here, I could always use more to make into Thneeds." -Mr. Corrupt-ler

“Don’t. You. Fucking. Dare.” He snarled, defending the forest. “Don’t, for the love of all things holy, or you’ll end up like me. Please.”