Gay Vibes

Marina. 22. Star Wars and gay things keep me motivated in life.

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[thankfulforgirls]

i fucking knew it would be drarry

[lifeofcynch]

‘HARRY POTTER AND THE UNEXPECTED PREGNANCY’ JXJJZKKXKDJDSJJH

[showerthoughtspost]

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

[oppositionresearch]

I don’t

[5hio]

C’mon, someone had to do it

x

[bisexualgambit]

[priceofliberty]

[drunkstereotype]

“While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”

[secondclassvines]

“I was tired”

[buradanko-deactivated20200330]

[somecutething]

Corgi attack!

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

this is the only pure post

[yarikvadila]

THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE

[dailynaomiscott]

New Charlie’s Angels poster

[ziraseal]

Elizabeth Banks gets the female gaze, man. She… she just gets it, man. 

[danverszorel]

She also gets the female gays

[artofshinga]

[She-Ra and the Princesses of Power] Adora being all sparkle-eyes with Giant Purple Muscle Goddess, Huntara

[vulcanwlw-deactivated20190504]

i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one

[vulcanwlw-deactivated20190504]

this fucking video

[bittergoldilocks-deactivated202]

Guys? Kesha knows about this, too

[gluten-free-pussy]

My dad once got mad at me for buying too many tampons. He was like “every fucking month you keep spending money on them!!! It’s unnecessary” and me and my brother were just like

[cherry-spiced]

On today’s episode of

Stupid shit men say!

[comrademugsy]

I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. 

[breelandwalker]

I am all for the idea of a bunch of aunties and grandmas invading a space typically dominated by men acting like gross creepers and just taking the fuck over and being nice to the ladies on staff.

Because who the fuck is gonna argue with an army of polite older ladies?

Nobody, that’s who.

[charlesoberonn]

Broke: Barbie's many different careers are a way to sell dolls and accessories to little kids.

Woke: Barbie had every single one of those careers and is an immortal timeless being.

Bespoke: Barbie's different careers are different versions of Barbie from across the multiverse who occasionally swap place with each other or combine into one Barbie.

[charlesoberonn]

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[fangirltofangod]

Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

[effervescentbi]

Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

[wombathos]

Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

[tyskitty0-deactivated20210218]

Peter Parker: I would die for you

Mantis, 10/10 idiot wife: how noble of you, you will not be remembered i am sorry

[satyriconmp3]

peter parker: i would die for you, mr. falcon sir

sam, still mad about being beaten by this mouthy toddler: not if I kill you first, you little shit

[thekingsphinx]

Peter Parker: I would die for you

Ned, who is also a gen z idiot: Boi if you do I’ll yeet myself into the sun