[trustpound-ingyourass]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[catchymemes]

[doubledepressowithtwobrownsugars]

“If it was a Muslim or a Mexican…”

I’ll just leave this right here 🤔

[virgomoncler]

[hypnotic-flow]

[poeticuma]

Holyyyy shit.

[jinchuriki-j]

And that’s the tea

[godisablackwoman]

I ain’t seen a white man go in on his own people like that since Anderson Cooper caught wind of the Truth.

[boys-stl]

[nappesworld]

[moli-imoli-deactivated20210418]

i’m really over the idea that customers deserve unconditional respect from employees like nah bitch you deserve back the exact amount of respect you enter the store with. you throw a tantrum in public? you deserve to be escorted out in front of everyone and i hope it’s humiliating for you. you try to come in after close and don’t take “we’re closed” as an answer? you deserve to be told to leave and ignored. you insult the people providing services to you? you deserve to be refused service. if you don’t behave like a damn adult with impulse control and basic compassion, no one personally owes you a fucking thing my dude 

[teenagerposts]

When you insist on treating your friend

[salamander-is-eternal-deactivat]

nothing like a microwave timer to remind u that ur perception of time is shit

[salamander-is-eternal-deactivat]

u set that fucker to 45 seconds, go to grab something from another room thinking ur food will be done when u get back, u get back and its’ like 31 seconds left

[canadian-kazoo-god]

or you set it to 5 minutes, go to sit down, and it beeps as soon as you sit

[under-the-arch]

[under-the-arch]

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[auntymurda]

it’s all fun and games until I no longer care

[koyla-deactivated181124-deactiv]

ever wanna raise an emotionally sound child just to flex on your parents ?

[c-bassmeow]

I’m sorry but this is the best one like this flex meme just peaked kejdjdjdkfkckdjdhdhd

[blairwitchh]

this is literally the height of comedy tho

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Elijah: “Cristine, what are you doing?”

Christine: “Just watching TV.”

Elijah: “You’re in IKEA. It’s not on.”

[X-Files theme plays]

[memesfever]

[twitterlols]

[oomshi]

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

[nah010-deactivated20260419]

Yo, this shit drives straight guys bonkers. They start questioning what’s “gay” about themselves. I say we kick this into overdrive and confuse some bitches.

[damnyallugly]