@jesterlovescookies does in fact have a boredom issue
"Hello there! Welcome to the vanilla kingdom!"
Solo blog for @deceit-and-knowledge 's pure vanilla
Blog owned by @jesterlovescookies <- owner is an adult
Shadow milk blog @deceit-and-doubt
DISCLAIMER BLOG/AU CREATED PRE EPISODE 11 OF BEAST YEAST. (Also this is an au/alongside being an pv rp blog)
WARNING: BLOG IS 16+
NOTE: ask ME, jester, the blog owner before you assume things about me or the characters. If you must DM @jesterlovescookies to ask privately if you must. Also, please respect the boundaries of me and the characters. (Esspiecally shadow milk and recluse)
Information below
Basic DNI (no homophobes, transphobes, racists, bigots, abelists etc)
DNI if you dislike shadowvanilla or selfcest (pv is in a poly relationship with fount, smilk and truthless recluse)
"hello! Um..*reading off a script* ...I am..oh! Haha.. I'm pure vanilla cookie and I'll be your humble rule provider! Rules are quite simple and there's only 10 of them!"
"one! Please don't be rude.. we in the vanilla kingdom pride ourselves in spreading joy and healing!"
2. "...feel free to.. uh .. oh sorry pardon me, I never got to rehearse this.. bluebird would be so disappointed..I'm terrible at improv..feel free to roleplay as your own character, child or adult is fine, we welcome any and all cookies of any shape, size, gender and age! Everyone is welcome. I'll happily care for you!"
3. "my responses are as pure vanilla cookie as possible.. though I apologise if I act out of my usual character, I haven't been myself lately.. um.. new changes..and all haha-"
4. "Oh! Um.. please nothing too inappropriate, I understand you cookies can have a rather..mature sense of humour and that's okay! But keep in mind we do have young ones in this kingdom too.. " <- suggestive asks are allowed just nothing too bad
5. "I am..an angel. I have rather large.. wings though I do tuck them into a cape..they may remind you of an entity called the "avatar of destiny" I am not the avatar.. I do possess similarities however! Interesting.. isn't it.."
6. "This is set in an alternate universe where shadow milk cookie was so broken after my offer of friendship his lonely mind couldn't take it anymore and he came to my castle gates practically begging, albeit lying about the true reason.. to be my friend and now we're boyfriends. Isn't that a sweet love story! I love him so much.. call me obsessed but he never leaves my mind~"
7. "Please be kind and patient if I don't get your message immediately.. I am a king afterall! My dear helper, the blog owner, jester hands me these letters I receive from the bluebirds but he does have a life too outside of being my assistant. I may not even notice a bluebird arrived.. so I'm sorry, I'll reply in due time!" <- blog owner uses he/they pronouns btw you can also interact with me too if you have stuff that characters can't answer lmao ☺️
8. "The reason I have this set up is in case you dears wish to just talk to me and me only! No one else can bother us. That means I can discuss my bluebird without fearing he'll hear and get upset at me haha.. he gets so flustered..its cute but it can be disrupting.."
9. "If you wish you may send an anonymous letter, I'll still answer you with love and warmth! Even if I don't know who my love is going to. If you send me something that prevents you from being anonymous, if I answer I'll just cut your name out~! I don't want disrespect you afterall.. just please inform me! However if you fail to send your letter via bluebird, it's sadly most likely lost forever.. it's rather windy up here..also this bluebird letter service doesn't mean I won't reply to you in other ways, this is just a more one on one thing!" <- aka pv will still reply to asks on @deceit-and-knowledge
10. "This is for other cookies that want to have a proper meeting and conversion, just ask my assistant if that's okay! Both of us are a little bit shy.. he'll need a gentle briefing first and he'll relay it to me! I believe it's a system called "reblogs" but before you send us a message either via the bluebird or a more private conversation..just be kind.." <- it's pretty simple I'm shy as fuck so just ask if it's alright to reblog reply 👉👈 (dms or inbox is alright to ask in (sometimes I'm just not in the mood)
"I believe.. that's it!.. ahem... If there's anything else you wish to know please don't afraid to ask, despite my new appearance I really don't bite!.. oh! Also you may occasionally see my writing and stuff. I'll try to show you..!" <- aka blog owner is a writer and artist :3
Tthank you..! That was fun..! I thought you got the outfit... but... I hope you can get it one day... see his reaction to... live version... hee hee... - s
You'd look so pretty and beautiful..! Nnot that you aaren't already... ssorry... you're very beautiful Maiden Milk... umm... I just really really wanna see Extracts reaction... umm... if it's not too much trouble... do you think you could... call him over..? - s
"I could call him over, right now he's just preening himself..
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Yoo hoo~ vanilla extract cookie! Your dearest nesting partner would like your opinion on something~~"
Iit's okay... I forget words too... I think he'd look... pretty in a corset... umm... Extract said... he'd like to see you in a... dress with eyes...? I'm... a bit confused... of what he meant...
"hm.. probably something with eye designs.. I do have a dress like that but he's probably due for seeing me in something new.. I might have something but I don't own many dresses.."
Umm... hello again Sage or... Maiden Milk..? Are you... feeling a bit better..? Also wondering... because I asked Extract the same question... but umm... what sort of clothes... would you like to see your partners wear...? - s
*curtsys* "..hello~ it's maiden milk cookie.
I think I feel better.. though I'm not sure.
..hm.. hmmmmm....vanilla extract cookie in a suit, really anything scholarly, fancy or p-professor.. like h-hehe.. pure vanilla cookie in something more form fitting, he always wears baggy robes and dresses, something that clings to his form would be quite appealing. Also something lacey, lace suits him immensely or even floral wear.
