‘ fun fact; iphones are not vomit resistant. ’
“you threw up on your iphone? what’d apple do to you to deserve that type of disrespect?”

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@trvoralcott
‘ fun fact; iphones are not vomit resistant. ’
“you threw up on your iphone? what’d apple do to you to deserve that type of disrespect?”
“So where do all the super hot guys hang out? I need some eye candy. Tanned, ripped, topless men are preferred. Can’t say I’d deny a gorgeous girl either, though.”
“do i make the cut? nah, probably not, i haven’t been to the gym in like two weeks.”
“no because why would i entertain the idea of something so false? it’s ms. gameboy queen to you, princess. hell yeah i’m going to stick a sock in your mouth for saying lies.”
“i prefer the term king but princess is cool too. i think you just don’t wanna hear the truth, you can’t handle the heat.”
if you were stuck in a room with four people forever, who would they be?
- “ trevor, jose, faith, melanie ”
( @trvoralcott @jose-marcio @faith-santiago-xx @bubblegxm-heart )
“no you’re not if you haven’t noticed i’m always right. it really shouldn’t take you long to realize it. you have money for it yourself then, good for you. so, you should be the ancient little bitch and go buy a nokia phone off ebay. i will just give me a sock and duct tape.”
“maybe you just aren’t always right, ever think of that? nah, nah i’ll leave that shit to you ms. gameboy. you’re gonna stick a sock in my mouth?”
“i am – you’re not observant. i get it, and soon enough you’ll realize that i am in fact always right. it can if you have expensive taste like me. i don’t have one but you clearly wish i did so you could play snake on it. take that back right now.”
“i’m very observant. sure i will. i have pretty expensive taste and i’m not out here making anyone broke. hell yeah, it’s been ages since i’ve played snake. make me.”
“I’ve been open for business, you know you could of just came to me and I would of hooked you up with some good shit. Oh, I can’t tell you the secret ingredient.. that’ll be giving too much of the infamous Marcio recipe away. —- It’s hardly that noticeable.”
“damn, i fucking forgot about that shit. you’re gonna hook me up now though, right? damn you’re like mr. krabs with this shit, imma get my hands on that recipe, just you wait.”
“nah, you’re definitely the confused one. i’m always right. maybe i eat a lot and it does in fact cost everyone money – you don’t know my life. no i do not, i was just pointing out the similar fact of the durability of the two objects. it would actually.”
“you’re always right, my ass. even that much food couldn’t cost that much money. you know you got a nokia hidden under your pillow, just admit it. well tough shit, you’re only kinda bossy.”
“Honestly, I’m too tired to do anything. Most times I get drunk I have the goal of blacking out and that doesn’t work. Also, I work a lot and I just fall asleep while on Tinder. I made the wrong decision.”
“you work on top of going to school? why?”
looks like luna is looking for a threeway, who would you like to see be her #2 and #3?
- “ trevor and declan. that would be perfection. ”
( @fkkinluna @trvoralcott @sikedeclan )
list students as hsm characters
- here it goes;
troy - ( @brctt )
gabriella - ( @faith-santiago-xx )
sharpay - ( @duhtatiana )
ryan - ( @fvkharlan )
chad - ( @fthayes )
kelsi - ( @bubblegxm-heart )
taylor - ( @fkkinluna )
zeke - ( @trvoralcott )
darbus - ( @wcres )
“It really is, and the drought I’ve been having lately has probably made me into an asshole. Yeah, I’m a sophomore - one who has had the hardest semester that only gets harder. Cool, be prepared to learn words you’ve probably never heard of before.”
“how’re you going through a drought in college? go to a party and you’ll get laid twice at the very least. i can imagine, my sophomore year kicked my fucking ass, i was ready to leave, not gonna lie. i’ll be ready for that, probably won’t remember ‘em but that’s cool. ”
“An applause? No way man, you need a blunt or a beer.. or at least my secret recipe of brownies. —- I’m not a cow with udders so you might be a little disappointed, though, one of my nipples is a slightly droopy like Jessica Alba’s breasts but she pulls them off still.”
“yo it’s been a week since i’ve smoked up. i’m off my game. you’re secret recipe, what’s the secret ingredient? damn, you’ve got jessica alba nipples? i don't know whether i need to see this or need for you to keep a fucking shirt on for the rest of your life."
“you’ve seriously never heard that before? wow, t. what kind of people are you hanging around? i respect you.”
"okay, i lied. everyone tells me i’m nice. i'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet.”
“yeah, go cry because i’m never sleeping with you t. you’re just too nice.”
“two things i’ve never head before ‘i’m never sleeping with you’ and ‘you’re too nice’. i’m too good to you. you don’t respect me.”
“alright … t, i love you so much. you’ve been there for me when no one else has been. plus i really appreciate you trying not to get into my pants but if you have been trying then thanks for not making it so obvious. you’re the real mvp.”
“three years i spent, p. three fucking years trying to get in your pants and you never even noticed. i’m gonna go take a shower now, i’ve gotta go cry.”