they call me air..

be your own happiness.

[faggottt]

[thebootydiaries]

so ur just gonna sit in my house under my roof and tell me headskin is called “”“scalp”“”…..………ok.

[thebootydiaries]

so ur really gonna come in my home look me in the eyes in front of my bare children and tell me hand noodles are called “”“fingers”“” …..ok.

[thebootydiaries]

hey girl u come here often? 😏 yeah? 😏 then have u seen my cat it was last seen in this area on thursday at approximately 7pm and,

[m-eowdy]

yes he tried to lick my toes

[thebootydiaries]

why u think i want him back so bad 👀👅

[hey-its-lola-cola]

[ojalla]

my heart hasn’t nutted in awhile

[s-t-y-l-e-t-s]

[botanize]

[n-yks]

I hope you guys are also being kind to people you don't wanna fuck.

[shimmerthighs]

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

[theambitiouswoman]

Energy transfer is real. Be mindful of who you let touch you.

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[eliminated]

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[tharook]

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

[valtsv]

cats be like you want to pet me so bad it makes you look stupid

[woodlandhomo]

I hope to channel that energy someday tbh

[redrola]

[rllygay]

[love-personal]

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