50 INCORRECT QUOTES ★ FLUFFTOBER 8.0
Baby Saja x Jinu’s sister!Reader
Warnings: Very sexual jokes in here😭😭, alcohol use, cigarette use, mentions of a dominant [Name] cuz I fw that
A/N: I had SO much fun doing this one pls enjoy
But it came out way hornier than I intended so this one is gonna be sorta labeled nsfw
The context is [Name] is AGAIN the only girl member of the saja boys (it seems like I like this trope a bit too much) but she’s friends with Huntr/x because dealing with men is tiring. And does anyone actually fill in their own name for [Name]? I just take [Name] as her own character 😭😭
I also seriously cannot thank you guys enough for your support, I have just hit 100 followers😭😭😭 I love you guys so much, this is giving me so much motivation to write 💕💕💕
This took so long it gave me skin cancer OMGGGGGGGHHHHHHGGGHAUGHHHHHHH
[Name]: No one actually thinks me and Baby are dating.
Jinu: Raise your hand if you think [Name] and Baby are dating
*Looking up, the rest of the Saja Boys and Huntr/x raising their hands*
[Name]: Baby, put your hand down.
Baby: Have you considered marriage? Specifically, to me?
[Name]: We're in the middle of a soul hunt.
[Name]: That wasn't a no.
[Name]: From now on we will be using code names.
[Name]: You can address me as Eagle One.
[Name]: Zoey is “been there done that”.
[Name]: Baby is “currently doing that”.
[Name]: Romance is “it happened once in a dream”.
[Name]: Mira is “if I had to pick a gal”.
Romance: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Baby: It was unbelievable!
Romance: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Abby: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Romance get the wine and unplug the phone. Baby, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Baby: Oh, it ended very well.
Romance: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Abby: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Baby: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Abby: Ohh... So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?
Baby: First she started out on my waist and then she slid up and then she was in my hair.
[Name] eating pizza in your house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Romance: Guys, ass or tits?
Baby, face red and staring at [Name]: W-well, uh-
Jinu: I don’t know how to answer that.
[Name], smoking a cigarette: Ass.
[Name]: Baby is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Abby: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Mira: Kick him in the bal-
Baby: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Jinu: I’ll be there to catch you.
Zoey: *looks at Mystery* What if I fall?
Mystery: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
[Name]: *watches these two interactions*
[Name], to Baby: And if I fall?
Baby: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
[Name]: *running towards Baby with open arms*
Baby: *moves out of the way*
[Name]: Hey, why'd you move?!
Baby: I thought you were going to attack me.
[Name]: I was going to hug you!
Baby: Why would you hug me?
[Name]: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
[Name]: I would attack you.
Romance: Whoa, [Name], what’s up with that angry face?
[Name]: Mystery won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”.
Mystery: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-
Baby: Oh my god, SHUT UP!
[Name], not paying attention: What was that?
Baby: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Abby: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Romance: Vodka! I like your sty-
[Name]: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
[Name]: Jinu likes to win. When he was 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.
[Name]: Damned if Jinu didn't walk the neighborhood till he got blisters on his feet, and won by 10 boxes.
[Name]: Best part is, Jinu wasn't even a Club Scout.
Jinu: Let me guess, you caused it?
[Name]: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Mystery: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Baby: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Romance: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
Jinu: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.
Abby, covered in bi merch: Sucks to be you.
Baby, dressed in pansexual merch and sipping an iced coffee: Totally.
Baby: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Baby: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today [Name].
Abby, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
Baby: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
[Name]: For the love of Gwi-Ma, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
Store Worker: Would a “[Name]” please come to the front desk?
[Name], arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Abby and Baby: I believe they belong to you?
Baby and Abby, simultaneously: We got lost.
[Name]: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
[Name]: Abby, you were so wasted last night.
Abby: I wasn't that drunk!
Baby: ...You called a taxi home.
Abby: Yeah! It's called being responsible!
Romance: The party was at your house.
[Name]: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
[Name]: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
[Name]: It's gonna be a fun week!
Mystery: I'm going to Zoey's house.
[Name]: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfuckers.
Baby: Uh, [Name]? Romance is in the pool and I don't think he’s waterproof.
Jinu: I think he meant, Romance is drowning.
Abby: OH MY GOD, ROMANCE! KEEP SWIMMING!
Romance: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*
Abby: *angrily presses Romance against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Abby: Are we about to kiss-
Baby, nudging your shoulder: I spy with my little eye, something that starts with an s.
[Name], staring at Romance and Abby: Is it sexual tension?
Baby: Me and my girl don't argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.
Baby: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
[Name]: Wow. They sound stupid.
Baby: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
[Name]: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Baby: I guess you’re right. Hey Person E, I love you.
[Name]: See! Just say that!
[Name]: If that flies over their head then, sorry Baby, but they're too dumb for you.
Jinu: Hey, what have you two been up to?
Romance: We were helping [Name] and Baby write their vows, but they kicked us out because Abby was making inappropriate suggestions.
Abby: How is “[Name], I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?
*The Saja Boys responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Mystery: *Pulls sword out and stabs them in the face, then proceeds to collapse due to blood loss*
Abby: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
*The Saja Boys reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Romance: *cries* I love you too
Mystery: Sounds fake but okay
[Name]: can i get a refund
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
[Name]: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Mystery: ...I did. I broke it.
[Name]: No. No you didn't. Jinu?
Jinu: Don't look at me. Look at Abby.
Abby: What?! I didn't break it.
Jinu: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Abby: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Romance: If it matters, probably not, but Baby was the last one to use it.
Baby: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Romance: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Baby: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Romance!
Mystery: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, [Name].
[Name]: No! Who broke it!?
Romance: [N/N]... Jinu's been awfully quiet.
*Everyone starts arguing*
[Name], being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
[Name]: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
[Name]: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Baby: We fight so much even our friends don’t want us around!
[Name]: Jinu’s not my friend,
[Name]: I only tolerate Romance,
[Name]: No one likes Abby,
[Name]: And Mystery’s basically a pet.
Jinu: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Mystery: Nope, absolutely not.
Abby: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Romance: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
[Name]: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Baby: I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could've changed that outcome.
[Name]: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
Abby, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Romance: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
Romance: Any chance that’s for me?
Baby: It’s for [Name]. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Romance: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Jinu: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Baby: Could you move? I’m trying to get to [Name]
*Jinu and Abby sitting in jail together*
Abby: So who should we call?
Jinu: I’d call [Name], but I feel safer in jail
Baby: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Baby: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
[Name]: BABY SAJA YOU MOTHERFUCKER, PUT THAT SAXOPHONE AWAY, ITS 2AM
Baby: It’s 2 am, love you too honey.
Jinu: You have to apologize to Abby
[Name]: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
[Name]: Abby was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Abby: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
[Name]: Abs, you ate a chair.
[Name]: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
[Name]: Baby and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
[Name]: Don't interrupt me.
Romance: I like your new pants!
Abby: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Romance: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Abby: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Romance: Thats’s… not what I meant.
Abby: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Romance.
Baby: Can you two get a room?
Baby: Well, [Name] and I finally did it!
The rest of the Saja Boys: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Baby: That's right... We kissed!
Baby: What are you in the mood for?
[Name]: World domination.
Baby: That's a bit ambitious.
[Name]: You are my world.
Abby: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Jinu: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Baby: Because we're out of doritos.
[Name]: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Baby: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Abby: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Jinu: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
Romance: I’ll speak French between your legs~
Abby: HOTTEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN TOLD-
[Name], containing their laughter: I can just imagine someone saying ‘bonjour’ to a penis-
Baby: J’aime titty croissant.
[Name]: Since when do YOU know French?
Mystery: Titty croissant?
Jinu: None of you should ever be having sex-
[Name]: Heh, Baby sneezes like a girl.
Baby: How about I pound you like boy?
Baby: That didn’t come out right.
Abby: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
[Name]: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Abby: Well Romance and I-
[Name]: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Baby: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Baby: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Mystery: We know what you meant.
Baby: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
[Name]: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!
Baby: She’s probably just staring at my ass, isn’t she.
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