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Gustave Courbet

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More photography here

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Remember when Frodo showed up in spy kids 3 as “The Guy”

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WHAT

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NOOOOO

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How my internet addiction started

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So Strong

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trying to make new friends

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Today I fucked up by... making younger friends

So a couple years ago during my senior year, I’m on a field trip to Six Flags for science club physics day. The park was opened exclusively for students and teachers that day. I was with a group of my friends, running around, taking data for our experiment. There were four of us. Let’s call the others Jen, Anna, and Rick.

So, here’s the thing about Jen. She doesn’t like to be touched… at all. And she reacts somewhat violently when she does. It’s instinct. We’ve all got that friend who flails when they’re startled. Jen just happens to hit people while flailing.

So, we’re waiting in line for one of the rides somewhere near the middle of the day and the youngest member of our group, Anna (a freshman), bless her naive little heart, starts talking with the group of middle school boys behind us. Of course, this leads to them thinking that they’re welcome to come along with us. She’s ecstatic about making the new friends. Jen, Rick, and I shrug our shoulders and go with it. Anna is a sweet girl and we can’t really bear to see her upset.

“But wait” I think, “Rick, you scared Jen this morning and I got punched in the face because of it. I better warn these kids!”

So I do. I tell them, very clearly, that if they value their fragile physical forms that they better not startle Jen. They get the message. We get on the ride.

~Several hours later~

We got sick and tired of those boys and the four of us ditched them. We’re running toward the buses because we all agreed that just one more ride wouldn’t make us late. Yeah, right. Out of nowhere, one of the kids from the middle school boys comes flying out of a gift shop after us. This kid is screaming. Full blast. Pretty sure the guys on the other side of the park can hear him -  "STAY WITH US! STAY WITH US! STAY WITH US!“ 

And then he makes the mistake of grabbing Jen’s shoulder.

It should be pointed out that Jen is 5'3” and this guy is probably about or over 6'0’’ and more then twice her size. All I can think at this point is I warned him.

Without missing a beat, Jen slams her elbow into his stomach then brings up her fist and nails him in the face. Before he can hit the ground (and he does, oh he does) she’s gone, flying down the street, halfway to the buses. Rick, Anna, and I were laughing so hard we probably could have pissed ourselves.

tl;dr - my friend Jen is jumpy and punched a middle schooler in the nose.

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OH MY GOD

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When you see a spider by your foot:

When water gets into your ear:

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

When your hair gets in front of your face:

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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this fucking gifset gets me every time

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I think you’re looking for “when you walk into a strip club” on that last one

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Dolce & Gabbana S/S 14

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