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I’ve noticed these tend to get around a lot faster but anyways, I’m Alois and me and my muse are basically the same person and I cry over him constantly even if hes Twe.ek from So.uth Pa.rk and also the fact that I refuse to associate with the fandom so he’s built mostly on headcanons and pushed past canon entirely. Would you mind liking and reblogging this if you’d be interested in interacting because my dash is dead thank you!
WHEN PERSON A GENTLY TOUCHES PERSON B’S SCARS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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CONGRATULATIONS
You have invented a new kind of stupid A ‘damage you can never undo’ kind of stupid An 'open all the cages in the zoo’ kind of stupid “Truly, you didn’t think this through?” kind of S T U P I D!
Starter call
HEATHERS THE MUSICAL LYRIC STARTERS.
I believe I’m a good person.
I think there’s good in everyone.
I look around at all these people I’ve known all my life and I ask myself… what happened?
This ain’t no high school, this is the Thunderdome.
Hold your breath and count the days.
We’re graduating soon.
College will be paradise.
I know life can be beautiful.
If we/I changed back then, we/I could change again.
Hey, are you okay?
Things will get better.
Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze.
What did you say to me, skank?
We were kind before, we can be kind once more.
We on for movie night?
What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending.
He is the smartest guy on the football team, which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me?
You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen.
Why do they/you hate me?
Why don’t I/you fight back?
Why do I/you act like such a creep?
Why do I cry myself to sleep?
Send me a sign, God!
She is a mythic bitch.
I would give anything to be like that.
Maybe you should see a doctor.
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.
You could stand to lose a few pounds.
I don’t want any trouble.
Don’t you dare touch me!
Who could survive this?
I think I’m dying.
Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick?
I’d normally slap your face off and everyone here could watch, but I’m feeling nice.
If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls.
You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore.
Why when you see boys fight does it look so horrible yet feel so right?
I shouldn’t watch this crap, that’s not who I am.
Could you be seen with me and still act proud?
It’s fine if you don’t agree.
I would fight for you if you would fight for me.
Happiness comes when everythings numbs.
The world doesn’t owe you a cent.
You’re planning your future, ____. You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer.
The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you better start building some walls.
Drink, smoke, it’s all cool.
Let’s get naked in my pool.
Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax.
It’s time for big fun!
So wait, it’s lime, then salt, then shot?
You’re doing it wrong!
You’re looking good tonight!
Woah, a hot guy/girl smiled at me without a trace of mockery!
Stoned. Zoned. I should quit.
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.
I’m not afraid.
I feel like Bono at Live Aid!
Way to show maturity!
Quit it jackass, get off of me!
I didn’t need your help.
You need a jello shot!
I can’t believe you actually came.
It’s exciting, right?
Showing up here took some guts.
Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.
There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?
I’m in your yard.
I’m a dead girl/man walking.
What’re you doing in my room?
Sorry, but I really had to wake you.
I decided I must ride you till I break you.
Tonight I’m yours.
Lets go, you know the drill.
I’m hot and pissed and on the pill.
You say you’re numb inside but I can’t agree.
So the world’s unfair, keep it locked out there.
How’d you find my address?
Let’s break the bed!
I think you tore my mattress!
Believe it or not, I knew about fear.
I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes.
The world, it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen/king crown.
No one thinks a pretty girl/boy has feelings.
No one sees the me inside of me.
Jesus, you’re making me sound like Air Supply.
No one thinks a pretty girl/boy has substance. That’s the curse of popularity.
I am more than just a source of handjobs.
Call me when the shuttle lands.
I weep for all I failed to be.
You’re very quiet. What’s on your mind?
I’m bigger than John Lennon!
You got a left hand? Use it.
Don’t talk mean like that.
You make my balls so blue.
You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world.
I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake.
You’re not alone.
Our love is God.
We can start and finish wars, We’re what killed the dinosaurs.
I worship you.
I’d trade my life for yours.
I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.
Ger off the fence! Get off the damn fence!
I don’t understand.
Stop being a dick!
What does that mean?
What the fuck have you done?!
My teen angst bullshit has a body count.
I can’t believe that you still refuse to get a clue, after all that we been through.
Fine, we’re damaged, really damaged but that does not make us wise.
We’re not special, we’re not different.
Don’t you want a life with me?
If you could let me in I could be good with you.
Don’t stop looking in my eyes.
I wanna be with you.
Hold me tighter. Even closer.
I’ll stay if I’m what you choose.
You’re the one I choose.
Deep inside of everyone, there’s a hot ball of shame.
Everyday’s a battlefield when pride’s on the line.
Our love can knock our walls down.
Tried to change the world, barely made a dent.
I have struggled with despair.
I prayed, but God’s not there.
There’s nowhere to hide.
You don’t deserve to live.
You’re pathetic because you whine!
You’re gonna die alone.
We’re all grown up and we know better.
I believe any dream worth having is a dream that should not have to end.
Oh my God. Is she/he dead?
Keep it together.
I’m so sorry.
Where have you been?
You wouldn’t understand.
You don’t know what my world looks like!
Sorry to come through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know.
You chucked me out like I was trash!
You left me and I fell apart.
You changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside.
I was meant to be yours.
Don’t give up on me now.
Society churns out slaves and blanks. No thanks.
Open the door, please.’
Please, can we not fight anymore?
You’re scared, I’ve been there.
Don’t make me come in there!
No one here deserves to die except for me.
I wish your mom/dad had been a little stronger. I wish she/he stayed around a little longer.
I wish your dad/mom were good.
I wish we met before they convinced you life is war.
I am damaged, far too damaged.
You’re not beyond repair.
You look like hell.
Hey! What are you doing?!
I miss you.
I’d be honored if you’d let me be your friend.
If no one loves me now, some day somebody will.
One day we’ll change the world, but let’s kick back tonight.
Regarding OCs: Treat them kindly.
First of all, we all started somewhere and belittling or berating someone’s creativity is bullshit and just plain cruel. I get that there are some OCs you don’t jive with and that’s cool, I’m selective just like everyone else, but that doesn’t give you or anyone else the right to talk shit about them. Remember those “embarrassing” times where you were a one-liner only OC that was probably something “generic” or “cliche” or even a “Gary/Mary-sue”? Yeah, Pepperidge farm remembers that shit honey. No one starts off with some immaculate and elaborate character design, plain and simple.
Instead of being rude or cruel, its better to offer advice as a “veteran” of writing. Give them tips to help them improve rather than tearing them down and making them feel bad or making them feel like they shouldn’t even try. Remember that one person when you were younger that you looked up to because holy shit their writing and style was amazing and you felt so happy just getting to read it? Or that person that wrote with you for the first time? Or maybe your friend that you started off with in general? Having those moments are imperative to a writer’s growth and if you get to be that person they look up to or the person that gave them a little advice is friggin’ great okay? It is an amazing thing and you could literally be helping them become the next nation wide known creator.
But you’d never know if they never had the aspiration or hope to become that if you just shoved their face in the ground.
Canon characters are someone’s OCs. These characters are created by someone, became big hits, and are now written by others because we enjoy them so much. But never forget that they are the creator’s original character.
So be kind. You don’t have to like someone’s OC, you don’t have to even interact with them or anything at all, they might not be your cup of tea. But that doesn’t give you the right to be a dick. Period.
This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-” etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction.
HEATHERS THE MUSICAL LYRIC STARTERS.
I believe I’m a good person.
I think there’s good in everyone.
I look around at all these people I’ve known all my life and I ask myself… what happened?
This ain’t no high school, this is the Thunderdome.
Hold your breath and count the days.
We’re graduating soon.
College will be paradise.
I know life can be beautiful.
If we/I changed back then, we/I could change again.
Hey, are you okay?
Things will get better.
Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze.
What did you say to me, skank?
We were kind before, we can be kind once more.
We on for movie night?
What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending.
He is the smartest guy on the football team, which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me?
You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen.
Why do they/you hate me?
Why don’t I/you fight back?
Why do I/you act like such a creep?
Why do I cry myself to sleep?
Send me a sign, God!
She is a mythic bitch.
I would give anything to be like that.
Maybe you should see a doctor.
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.
You could stand to lose a few pounds.
I don’t want any trouble.
Don’t you dare touch me!
Who could survive this?
I think I’m dying.
Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick?
I’d normally slap your face off and everyone here could watch, but I’m feeling nice.
If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls.
You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore.
Why when you see boys fight does it look so horrible yet feel so right?
I shouldn’t watch this crap, that’s not who I am.
Could you be seen with me and still act proud?
It’s fine if you don’t agree.
I would fight for you if you would fight for me.
Happiness comes when everythings numbs.
The world doesn’t owe you a cent.
You’re planning your future, ____. You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer.
The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you better start building some walls.
Drink, smoke, it’s all cool.
Let’s get naked in my pool.
Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax.
It’s time for big fun!
So wait, it’s lime, then salt, then shot?
You’re doing it wrong!
You’re looking good tonight!
Woah, a hot guy/girl smiled at me without a trace of mockery!
Stoned. Zoned. I should quit.
Hey, is that weed? I want a hit.
I’m not afraid.
I feel like Bono at Live Aid!
Way to show maturity!
Quit it jackass, get off of me!
I didn’t need your help.
You need a jello shot!
I can’t believe you actually came.
It’s exciting, right?
Showing up here took some guts.
Why do you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.
There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?
I’m in your yard.
I’m a dead girl/man walking.
What’re you doing in my room?
Sorry, but I really had to wake you.
I decided I must ride you till I break you.
Tonight I’m yours.
Lets go, you know the drill.
I’m hot and pissed and on the pill.
You say you’re numb inside but I can’t agree.
So the world’s unfair, keep it locked out there.
How’d you find my address?
Let’s break the bed!
I think you tore my mattress!
Believe it or not, I knew about fear.
I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes.
The world, it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen/king crown.
No one thinks a pretty girl/boy has feelings.
No one sees the me inside of me.
Jesus, you’re making me sound like Air Supply.
No one thinks a pretty girl/boy has substance. That’s the curse of popularity.
I am more than just a source of handjobs.
Call me when the shuttle lands.
I weep for all I failed to be.
You’re very quiet. What’s on your mind?
I’m bigger than John Lennon!
You got a left hand? Use it.
Don’t talk mean like that.
You make my balls so blue.
You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world.
I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake.
You’re not alone.
Our love is God.
We can start and finish wars, We’re what killed the dinosaurs.
I worship you.
I’d trade my life for yours.
I was hoping you’d rip my clothes off me, sport.
Ger off the fence! Get off the damn fence!
I don’t understand.
Stop being a dick!
What does that mean?
What the fuck have you done?!
My teen angst bullshit has a body count.
I can’t believe that you still refuse to get a clue, after all that we been through.
Fine, we’re damaged, really damaged but that does not make us wise.
We’re not special, we’re not different.
Don’t you want a life with me?
If you could let me in I could be good with you.
Don’t stop looking in my eyes.
I wanna be with you.
Hold me tighter. Even closer.
I’ll stay if I’m what you choose.
You’re the one I choose.
Deep inside of everyone, there’s a hot ball of shame.
Everyday’s a battlefield when pride’s on the line.
Our love can knock our walls down.
Tried to change the world, barely made a dent.
I have struggled with despair.
I prayed, but God’s not there.
There’s nowhere to hide.
You don’t deserve to live.
You’re pathetic because you whine!
You’re gonna die alone.
We’re all grown up and we know better.
I believe any dream worth having is a dream that should not have to end.
Oh my God. Is she/he dead?
Keep it together.
I’m so sorry.
Where have you been?
You wouldn’t understand.
You don’t know what my world looks like!
Sorry to come through the window. Dreadful etiquette, I know.
You chucked me out like I was trash!
You left me and I fell apart.
You changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside.
I was meant to be yours.
Don’t give up on me now.
Society churns out slaves and blanks. No thanks.
Open the door, please.’
Please, can we not fight anymore?
You’re scared, I’ve been there.
Don’t make me come in there!
No one here deserves to die except for me.
I wish your mom/dad had been a little stronger. I wish she/he stayed around a little longer.
I wish your dad/mom were good.
I wish we met before they convinced you life is war.
I am damaged, far too damaged.
You’re not beyond repair.
You look like hell.
Hey! What are you doing?!
I miss you.
I’d be honored if you’d let me be your friend.
If no one loves me now, some day somebody will.
One day we’ll change the world, but let’s kick back tonight.
//DO YOU EVER JUST
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reblog if you agree
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Aaron: I will face god and walk backwards into hell Satan; Actually responds Aaron: MISTAKE!! MISTAKE!! MISTAKE!!
ovcrlcrd:
❛ and i will greet you from behind as you walk backwards into hell, and embrace you for all that he will not. and then i will set you ablaze. ❜
“H-HaAAH jESUS FUCK I DIDN’T MEAN ALREADY--” Thanks Aaron.
immortuiism:
“-!!”
They recoiled, quickly releasing the handle. They bore the same actions of a child who’d been caught stealing from the cookie jar. Damn. They mentally cursed the intruder for ruining their plans. Oh well, they could always try again another day, they have all the time in the world.
“If I am required to divulge my being here,” They lied, why tell the truth now and have him ruin everything? Although telling someone flat out they were planning a murder does sound quite enjoyable. “Then I am merely retrieving a knife to prepare a snack, until you startled me. Happy?”
“Tch....yeah alright.” He didn’t believe it not even for a second, that was weird and he knew it. He was paranoid, sure, but in a situation like this it was to be expected...right? Shifting from food to foot he watched the other with suspicion.
“That’s nice I was just coming here to make food for myself too, guess you’re stuck with me huh..?”
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“Ah–!” He had bumped right into a wall, causing him to drop a large assortment of books that were in the teacher’s arms. Stumbling back a step, Han finally realized that Aaron was right there to see this whole mess… How embarrassing–
S-Snrrrk- He was forcing back a laugh as he shook his head, moving to help pick up some of the books with an amused noise. “You ok there, Mr. Xiaolian?” Even if he was laughing a bit at the others embarrassment he was still willing to help out, how nice.
virusinjection:
Paris blatantly ignored the stranger’s attitude - he might’ve snapped back if it wasn’t for the fact that he was imposing and he still needed the aid. He pushed his hands into the back pockets of his pants and leaning back slightly, rustling the plastic bag of items hooked around one arm.
❝ Okay, I uh….need you to go into the store and pick up six energy drinks for me. ❞
He didn’t want to go back in again with a transaction like that to make - Paris could handle being judged to some extent, but his purchases? No chance.
“...Six?” He...seemed to be judging slightly but shrugged it off, “Yeah sure why not, got a specific brand or somethin’ you want.” If anything he was guilty himself of making such a purchase before so it really wasn’t his place to judge right now. He’d ask why the stranger needed six but honestly he just didn’t care much.