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I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand why storms are named after people.

This guy won the genetic lottery

I think I’ve reached a strong conclusion that the first season of every TV series is the only one worth watching.

I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons

Anonymous

FYI, saying “we’d invite you if we knew you drink” is not an actual invite.

The only beauty advice my mom ever told me is to eat citrus fruits because it gives you bigger boobs, which men love.

How do I get more notes

Bobby Jindal is a bigger joke than Donald Trump

Is this real?

There’s really no one left to kill on Game of Thrones. Next season they start killing viewers at home through the tv.

Fo' real.

white cops be like

IN LOVE

Boss: So what are your goals for this quarter?

Me: To be the prettiest in the office

I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary.

Margaret Atwood

One day you lose something, and you say: ‘Oh my God. I was happy. And I didn’t even know it.’

Unknown, Humans of New York (via impetrate)

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