mai, trying to cheer zuko up: want to go order some servants around?
zuko, who had been working in customer service for the past months:
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mai, trying to cheer zuko up: want to go order some servants around?
zuko, who had been working in customer service for the past months:
What's ur opinion on the 2005 p&p?
FUCK THIS MOVIE. I HATE THIS MOVIE. There is so much whack shit in this film:
the five sisters are KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, amy dunne, johanna mason, carey mulligan of ‘drive’, doctor who episode ‘blink’ and being the future mom of a mumford’s son fame, and the main girl from st trinians???? WHAT KIND OF WHITE PEOPLE PERFECTION their dad is president snow and their mum was vera in noted television procedural vera???? OKAY
DARCY IS 6’2
MR BINGLEY WAS OCTAVIUS IN ROME AND ALSO HAS THE CHEEKBONES OF A TOLKIEN ELF
JUDI DENCH
this movie is just Joe Wright Period Period Piece but it is THE EPITOME OF THIS VERY SPECIFIC GENRE. HE’S NOT GONNA TOP THIS AND HE NEEDS TO STOP TRYING the panning shot of the peak district??? ‘Liz On Top Of The World’ plays in the bg it’s the ULTIMATE.
HOT LIZARD KING WICKHAM
and okay i love how this movie shows the bennets as an actual FAMILY
like they’re messy and tactile and they talk over one another it’s so genuine
AND I LOVE THEIR HOUSE WITH THE CREEPING VINES
and okay the COSTUMES IN THIS MOVIE OH MY GODDD
everyone’s white gowns in the netherfield ball scene? YOOOOOO
honestly the production value of this movie is nuts
it’s the AESTHETIC
alright so jane austen novels are awesome and they show a lot about society and relationships in the regency era
and the thing about 2005 pride and prejudice is that it doesn’t only show the verbal sparring/tension between lizzie and darcy
but the sexual tension as well
THE SEXUAL UNDERTONES OF THIS MOVIE
OH MY GOD
IT’S SO FUCKING MUCH
like every interaction is loaded with like sexy LOOKS and body language
and like they don’t even kiss but it’s so obvious they wanna bang
THEY WANT TO BANG
SO
BAD
it’s like raw magnetism
it’s something people would write ridiculous articles in cosmo about
like that bit where darcy helps lizzie into the carriage???????
HE HELPS HER UP
(IT’S THE 1800S, PEOPLE DONT TOUCH)
she looks at him, scandalised
HE WALKS AWAY, FLEXING HIS HAND AS IF IT’S BURNING
ROMANCE
there’s this scene where lizzie and darcy are dancing in a crowded room but they’re so focused on each other the other people LITERALLY MELT AWAY
LIKE THEY’RE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE GOD DAMN UNIVERSE
(sidebar: HER HAIR IN THIS SCENE. GOD DAMN.)
also THE TRACKING SHOT THROUGH THE PARTY OH MY GOD
and okay, like
let’s not even GET INTO the declaration scene
after a heavy dose of SEXILY AVOIDING EACH OTHER’S GLANCES IN CHURCH the sexual tension crescendos
UNDER THE AWNING OF SOME ANCIENT RUIN
IN THE POURING RAIN
he advances; he admits his love
she REBUKES him
affronted, he insults pretty much everything about her
she responds but rebuking him again but WORSE
but the sexual tension’s still there
there’s just the noise of the rain
the air between them is so charged it could power like
a small city probably
THEY’RE SUPER CLOSE
NO TOUCHEY
AND THEN
HE LEANS FORWARD, EYES LOCKED ON HER LIPS
HE’S GONNA KISS HER
SHE WANTS HIM TO KISS HER
HE DOESN’T KISS HER
THE
FUCKING
TENSION
I CAN’T EVEN WATCH THIS BIT HONESTLY
and she regrets it immediately after and then he DROPS OFF THE LETTER AND SHE’S JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK REALLY
I KNOW BABE. I KNOW
and it’s the kind of movie you can rewatch a hundred times and it’s still as amazing as the first time and you pick up all these little things you missed
it was like my 20th watch when i realised that mary is in love with mr collins
and ok THE LIVING SCULPTURES OF PEMBERLEY SCENE
all the pemberly scenes really like when they show up and lizzie sees this bomb ass house that could’ve been hers and she’s just like, ‘hahahhahahahaha i fucked up, i fucked up. i fucked up so bad im sorry, im trash’
AND WHEN SHE MEETS GEORGIANA AND SHE LOOKS AT LIZZIE AND DARCY LIKE SMIRK.EMOJI
she knows
and the scene where DARCY AND BINGLEY PRACTICE WHAT HE’S GOING TO SAY TO JANE
REGENCY SOFT BRO AF
and the scene before when the bennets rush to make themselves look presentable and it’s sooooo awkward and forced HONESTLY THEY ARE THE BEST
AND JANE AND BINGLEY LOWKEY OTP FINALLY GETTING TOGETHER
AND JANE STANDING THERE IN THE SUNBEAM LOOKING LIKE A LITERAL ANGEL AND TEARS IN HER EYES AS SHE SAYS YES
and then
DARCY
LOOKING LIKE SOME FABIO SHIT
WALING ACROSS THE MOORS
TO HER
WHAT THE HELLLLLL
THE MUSIC SWELLS
HE’S RUGGED
‘YOU MUST KNOW… SURELY YOU MUST KNOW IT WAS ALL FOR YOU’
s t o p
and lizzie is standing there with her artfully messy hair
‘YOU HAVE BEWITCHED ME, BODY AND SOUL, AND I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU’
good BYE
and she kisses his hands? NOOOOOOO
THEY GONNA BANG SO MUCH
i keep this movie on every device i have in case i need an emergency pick me up
once i watched this with dinner at night and when it finished the dvd was on a loop and it started playing again…. and i watched it again… twice
@kornyo
We all have that one character we’re in too deep for.
i.e. Chapter 211
anyone: cale henituse is a good person
cale:
prompt: “LSH realizes he has 3 dongsaengs now”
Crying Cale
Seven Friends Buy Mansion in China so They Can Grow Old Together
i hope more people do this in the future ❤️
My favourite part of the article is that they formed this project years before they were able to make it a reality, and in the meantime “each friend has made sure [to] specialize in an area that would benefit all of them when they moved in together—from cooking and growing vegetables to traditional Chinese medicine and playing music.”
Here’s Eri’s Family so get out now, Overhaul, you don’t belong here.
AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)
based on this beautiful tumblr post
bonus:
Absolutely hilarious. 😭😭😭
every writer has That One English Teacher.
u think writers have brains? NO!!! none of us knew we were good at writing!! i was just bursting with stories and emotions and acne, and then one nice middle-aged teacher looked at my writing one time, and said, “hey, kid, you know. you’re pretty good at this,” and it fucking CHANGED ME in my SOUL
my 9th grade english teacher, gentle and wise and all-knowing: this was very well executed. i loved it. so you like writing, huh?
13 year-old me, desperately trying to be cool in front of my hero, while i vibrate out of my BONES with JOY: uh, yeah. i guess it’s- fine or whatever.
Reason 1: Because it’s their character, and they aren’t obligated to.
Reason 2: China
How is Elsa a queer icon? I never remember anything of the movie saying she was bi, or gay.Or any of the creators saying she is.Just a bunch of fans champion to give her girlfriend ?
It’s literally only because of that “Give Elsa A Girlfriend” shit people have been endlessly repeating since the first movie came out.
Because apparently the only reason why Elsa wouldn’t have a romantic subplot in either film is because she’s gay. She can’t possibly just not be interested in romance, nope, she’s obviously a lesbian.
What is wrong with her being a lesbian?
Nothing. When did I imply that there WOULD be something wrong with it?
The premise of the post…
What? You mean me complaining about some randos on the internet who think that Disney should be obligated to make one of their characters gay just because they arbitrarily demanded it?
It is your tone. Also statistically more Disney characters should be gay or trans but they are cowards…
Okay, let’s just clear things up here. If Disney did make Elsa a lesbian, I would have no problems with that. But the fact remains that Elsa is, in fact, not canonically a lesbian, and no amount of fan demand is going to change that. Implying that Disney should be obligated to make her gay just because the fans want it is self-entitlement, plain and simple.
Canonically unless they stated explicitly in the new movie Elsa’s orientation is unknown. There is no reason for her not to be a lesbian as far as I can tell except it might make China angry. Wouldn’t want to anger them right?
Also you do know fans buy the product right? That is the customer. The customer is demanding a product that would be easy enough to provide. It would also be good representation and a good PR stunt. It would frankly be stupid for them to make Elsa straight…
I didn’t say Elsa was canonically straight. I just said that she wasn’t canonically a lesbian. She could be, maybe, but her sexuality has never been shown in any way. She could easily be straight, bi, pan, or even asexual. Personally, I like to imagine her as bi, but that’s just my opinion.
And no, just because fans buy the product, that doesn’t mean that the creators are obligated to make one of their characters gay just because people on the internet demanded it. Yes, it would be a good PR move, but if they just made Elsa gay for positive PR attention, then that wouldn’t be good representation.
As a bisexual my self I have to agree with werewolf-cuddles here.
Good representation should be well….good. Do I honestly need to point out Voltron making Shiro gay/bi basically got PR?
If they make ELSE LGBT I would honestly have no qualms about it. Hell I would even celebrate it, IF done right.
But Disney shouldn’t make Elsa gay just because fans want her to be gay. This is Disney’s story to tell. If y’all want more LGBT rep then make it yourselves.
Also Disney won’t make any LGBT characters cause they keep riding that China dick. If China don’t like then Disney don’t like.
Reminds me of the goddang fans in my other fandom. “WE BOUGHT STUFF THEREFORE WE ARE ENTITLED TO DEMANDS/UPDATES”
Wow. Fan entitlement
*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks
Fun fact!!
Cats don’t only purr because they’re content! When they’re sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you’re feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it’s because they sense something’s up and they want to help you feel better!
Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in ‘comfort my loved ones’ function and still have people think you are an asshole by nature.
In every scooby doo remake they get Fred’s personality all wrong, okay!? He is not the cocky and fearless leader. He lost his brain cells years ago! He’s a himbo to the core! He asks what color pink panther is. He wears a jeans vest (jest?) under his sweater. His bright idea is to split up and look for clues. Not once has that worked and yet he still wants to do it every single fucking time. Please respect the himbo.
Can somebody put in the scene from the 2002 movie where Scooby is disguised as a grandmother and Fred goes “who’s the ugly chick”
I will protect you!!
i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip
The feedback bit is inspired.
Keegan Michael Key’s quick thinking to get involved was GENIUS.