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Kit 28

[ttransthirteen]

the person who writes the messages on the electronic signs over all the highways is my boyfriend and im in love with them. closure on I-25. follow detour signs. vaccines and seat belts save lives. i love you so much

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

[strawberry-seal77]

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

[the-supernatural-atheist]

if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills

[the-supernatural-atheist]

where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*

[makaeru]

I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".

[radio-jupotter]

we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy

[ttransthirteen]

The thing at the end of the midnight gospel about the baby biting bc it was angry it wasn’t fed faster. But it’s me being angry every time I put drag path on and barely being able to stand listening to it bc it should be my second time hearing it I don’t want to be hearing it cold rn I fucking hate it

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[energyprison]

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[valtsv]

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[ttransthirteen]

Days lie dormant is my favorite.

[ttransthirteen]

Should have seen this coming actually bc I did loop the phineas and ferb song for about two days before I found breach. Also just did tally-gitchie gitchie goo-robot voices by accident and it was like crack cocaine.

[ttransthirteen]

Separate post bc I’m scared of 21 p*lots fans but im not claiming breach is good im just saying it feels like I’m being fucked right on the money by someone who really loves me for the first time in my life.

[ttransthirteen]

I have listened to breach and nothing but breach between about 2-15 times a day for the last two weeks. 12 days. In this time I have willingly listened to exactly two other songs they were gitchie gitchie goo by phineas and the ferbtones and barely legal by the strokes. At what point do I seek psychiatric care

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal