The Zerminator.

23 // I've never had an original thought in my life

[forsapphics]

🔇 AN AUTISTIC LESBIAN IS TALKING. listen and learn 🤫

[lovelysmell]

how it feels to be anything at all

[yuckiee]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[quantum-dragon]

[girlwhoisgoingtobeokay]

putting myself out there and getting rejected

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

[contemptible-scoundrel]

that's right, pet.* you want to be a good girl, don't you?** you want to please mommy?*** just relax and give in... all of your friends have already submitted.**** imagine how much happier you'll be with no thoughts at all...*****

*ad hominem

**leading question

***appeal to authority

****bandwagoning

*****card stacking

[dogpuppy]

[galetops]

it’s crazy how steaming mad your fellow homosexual will become when you tell them you don’t believe in astrology. like i thought we all agreed it’s impolite to bring up spiritual beliefs in light conversation with acquaintances and then get upset when they don’t share said beliefs

[akashicrecord]

reblog if you miss the original members of One Direction

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[finleycannotdraw]

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

[scaremoonturkey]

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[my-dailydreams]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[tuba-tastic]

Kind of in a mood to rewatch look back

[papermariosuggestion]

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit