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There may be multiple petitions for some causes, it doesn’t hurt to sign all of them. If you find any more that aren’t already on here pleas

^^petitions to sign!

my love language is writing essays in all my friends birthday cards

oh my god i’ve been trying to think of a source for english but all i can think of us fanfics i’ve read

#zuko #sokka #avatar the last airbender #By Moonlight by: rhododaktylos_yue

my worst trait is that i start a show and then begin to read fanfic for it before i finish the show and spoil it for myself then try to gaslight myself into believing that whatver i saw never happens

#stranger things #shameless #criminal minds #daredevil #supernatural #white collar

matt murdock is a wanna be toph beifong and we all know it

#daredevil #matt murderdock #toph beifong #avatar the last airbender

… i cant do this rn

#the riddler #battinson #the batman #i cant even convince myself to read it just to see what it is

every day i suffer with the fact that matt murdock can probably smell when someone’s on their period

#matt murderdock #daredevil

gaslighting my friends into not believing spoilers about the show i want them to watch >>>>>>

#“i heard he dies”#“mf what he’s the main character theyre not gonna kill him off 🙄🤨

get on my level.

peter absolutely used pantene before sirius figured out and yelled at him and got him an actual hair care routine

#this is a self callout #bc i use pantene 😭#i was going to put “sirius got him *insert good shampoo* “ but i realized i literally don’t know a good shampoo #peter pettigrew #sirius black #marauders headcanon #marauders #get off your phone

BRUH I WENT TO A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME YK AS U DO AND I WANTED TO BUY A DRINK AND THIS MF WAS LIKE “nonono lemme guess… skittles” HUH????

#was i just outed #bc i think i was just outed #no bc what does that mean #HE DIDNT DO THE GUESSING TGING W MY FRIEND WHO WAS RIGJT BEHIND ME IN LINE

so no one was going to tell me that penelope scott released a new album /hj

#this is so humiliating that i didn’t know #currently listening to it 10 days late 😐#like a fucking heathen /j #penelope scott

my brother sam is dead walked so they both die at the end could run 🙄💅

#i feel like this is very niche #i read my brother sam is dead in liek fourth grade #just finished they both die at the end #my brother sam is dead #they both die at the end

the solution to all love triangles is polyamory

#prime example: jeguily

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ok so the marauders and snape are doing their little arguing thing whatever and snape decides to try his brand new spell which reverts the person back to their first language (it’s like 3rd year he’s not that into dark arts yet) he’s like 90% sure it won’t work but it’s a spur of the moment thing so he just like. does it. so he’s like abracadabra and what not and it goes silent bc they’re waiting for something to happen and it just doesn’t.

and james goes to make fun of him along with remus and peter ofc but the moment sirius joins in a spew of latin falls out and it goes back to that awkward silence thing. bc yea james did learn hindi from euphemia and yea sirius taught remus french and yea peter does know bits and pieces of a bunch of languages but they all learned english first. but sirius is the heir to the noble house of black of fucking course his first language was latin.

so snape explains his spell and shit (yk when the villain tells the hero their big master plan? basically that) sirius gets pissed so he’s just shouting angry latin and everyone’s staring at him confused because who the fuck knows latin?

the only other people who know latin are sirius’ cousins/betrothed (lols i’m so funny) and sirius’ relatives do not like him so the only person willing to translate for him is regulus (only because sirius says he’ll stop bullying kreacher for the entirety of summer break). regulus is like begging snape to put it back but snape is not having that because “regulus, i’m sorry but hell will freeze over before i help sirius black” (if he’s being completely honest he didn’t think the spell would work and he hasn’t really made a counter spell yet) so you just see second year regulus following his brother around translating for him in a tone of voice that does not match what he’s saying for the next 24 hours until the spell wears off

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if this happened when they were a little older (like marauders’ 6th year & regulus’ 5th year) regulus would absolutely take advantage of this (pretending that snape wouldnt some dark magic shit)

#tw swearing #lucius my brother says you look amazing today #regulus setting up wolf star bc he’s tired of them starting longingly at each other #“lupin yea my brother wants to know if you’re free tomorrow after this spell wears off #“oh you are? great! he wants to meet you at the three broomstick at 5 for a date #sirius pulls that mf away so fast #remus barely has time to process what just happened #the date still did happen tho #wolfstar

throwback to when my friends was like “a month anniversary of my period 🥰🥰” and then was surprised she got her period

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