hilarious tumblr sloth

Slothing since '11

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[smvrtwater]

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

someone help them

[antidevelopment]

Current mood: the baby from Ponyo.

[happywater-deactivated20150607]

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

[tumblrsloth]

cashier: do you want the receipt?

me: yas bitch tell me everything

[rebeccadimovski]

[ppolishprincess]

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

[shrek2001ratedpg]

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

[nokiabae]

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

[pomeranian2]

[dynastylnoire]

maaaaaaaaaan

[tumblrsloth]

Me signing up for an 8am class: this will be so good for me. I can wake up with the sun, fix my sleep schedule, act like someone who gets things done.

Me actually having an 8am class: god is dead. Winter is eternal. Love does not exist.

[miraguey-deactivated20160812]

My plan for 2k15: be more beautiful. It will be hard cause I’m already unbelievably beautiful, but ima still try.

[amellapond]

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

[hubbabubbie]

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[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Me as hell

[beersforfears-blog]

a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

boy: *says something sexual or flirtatious*  me: right… anyway

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Group presentations where no one knows what the fuck they’re doing

[dundrmifflin]

[holysimba-deactivated20150624]

Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*