Hello there! Have you been looking for a vacation? Is the world just getting too much for you to handle? Or have you ever just wanted to see what Hell is like? If you answered yes to at least one of those questions, we have the perfect gift for you! For years and years we have been trying so hard to give Hell the love and attention it deserves but nobody seemed to really want to walk through a portal into a different realm and we just didn't understand why... until we realised. There aren't any places to stay there! We then knew what we had to do and started working on what we are now so proud to present to you, after years and years of building and convincing that Hell is a safe place to stay... Hell Lake!
I know it may not be much to look at now, but trust me, we are working on making this the best holiday location known to humankind! This is man made so it may look a tad unnatural but we are learning! As you can see, there are many sea creatures already inhabiting the lake, they all seem to be pretty obsessed with the waterfall but I'm sure they would come to you to say hello if you called them! We tried to make this feel more at home for them and yourself because nobody is used to living here just yet, hence the dirt flooring and sand boundaries. Now let's take a closer look at the holiday home!
Here you have the exterior and front yard, we won't bother showing you the back because it's really not much to look at, at the moment! We will be sure to update it in the future! We mainly used overwolrd materials to achieve this look for reasons stated in the paragraph above but as you can see there is also a warped fungus tree in the garden along with soul lanterns and soul torches as lighting. We did this so that you don't forget that you're on vacation in the Nether although don't let the water distract you from the many, many seas of lava and netterack mountains and platforms.
Now let's take a look at the interior! It's a small, one room house, very cosy and warm, although hell does tend to get a bit too warm at times but don't worry! There is totally a very powerful ceiling fan for when you can't stand the heat! And you can always take a dip in the lake, we have ensured that the temperature of the water stays cool with weird technology! (Unfortunately we aren't taking a look at the ceiling today so you're just going to have to trust me about the fan.) Anyway, as you can see, you have all the basic necessities for survival in the underworld, an oven, a crafting table and a very, very big storage area! (We will be sure to fill said storage with lots of food and drink although we do expect you to bring your own clothing, things for hygiene etc.) If you are wondering why the bed is encased in glass, that is to prevent you from sleeping for obvious reasons, those being that attempting to sleep in the underworld will cause fatal explosions. We recommend being extremely well rested before you come to stay here although we do provide potions to keep you awake at all times. The bed is there solely for display purposes and should not in any circumstances be used as it is in the overwolrd.
⚠️We do not take any responsibility for any damage that is caused by this bed. You have been warned.⚠️
To finish off the interior, we added a few paintings to the walls to make them seem less bare!
The final thing we have to show you about our hellish holiday home is the wonderful view that can be seen from the back "garden"! It may not capture hell in all of its glory but hey, it's Hell, right?
Unfortunately the front view is a bit disappointing but we may make some adjustments to it with TNT in the future!
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So there you have it! Does this review of our holiday home have you interested in a vacation? If so, we will gladly have you over to stay! For information on prices, safety precautions, contact information etc. visit: www.hellisaniceplacetoo.ie
We hope you enjoyed hearing about our Hell house, have a wonderful day!
