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the most important reason to have friends is so they can get u a job where they work which is the #1 way to get a job in america

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walkingentityofsnark

“My best guess is that we’re looking at a party that has gone feral — that has been cut off from the rest of society. People have compared the modern G.O.P. to organized crime or a cult, but to me, Republicans look more like the lost boys in “Lord of the Flies.” They don’t get news from the outside world, because they get their information from partisan sources that simply don’t report inconvenient facts. They don’t face adult supervision, because in a polarized political environment there are few competitive races. So they’re increasingly inward-looking, engaged in ever more outlandish efforts to demonstrate their loyalty to the tribe. Their partisanship isn’t about issues, although the party remains committed to cutting taxes on the rich and punishing the poor; it’s about asserting the dominance of the in-group and punishing outsiders.”

— How the Republican Party Went Feral (via wilwheaton)

shebloomedbutwontforgethepast

And after a while you just stop. You stop watering your plants. You stop watching netflix. You stop reading. You stop replying to your friends as fast as you used to. You stop buying yourself nice things. You stop putting an effort into how you look. You stop taking care of yourself like you used to. You stop sleeping. You stop eating healthy foods. You stop petting your dog. You stop socializing.

You stop with everything. You find yourself sitting in your room for hours on end, without doing a single thing. Days feel like years. And you think you can’t do it for much longer.

please dm me your username from 2015 so i know who you are

hello my 500 inactive followers i am back

funkervogt

i dont know any band members i just enjoy sounds

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dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

micolashes-deactivated20200723

are there any movies that take place in hospitals that are Good or anything with doctors/scientists (Lab coat wearers basically because theyre epic) or any medical movies (horror is the preferred genre but all work)