shit

fuck

[mens-rights-activia]

[catasters]

[radiofreederry]

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[tunnelsecret]

[sweatermuppet]

[Image ID: a black and white typography edit that reads "have you transsexualized yourself today? there's still time!". in the middle are two vials and two boxes. one reads "testosterone cypionate injection" and the other reads "estradiol cypionate injection". the image is textured to look aged and photocopied. /End ID]

click for quality + do not remove caption (color alts on instagram) (my shop)

[retrogamingblog2]

[toastbutteregg]

[30-minute-memes]

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[bob-belcher]

what a toothbrush would do if it came alive

[knowwhatimeme]

[knowwhatimeme]

[iguanamouth]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

skeletons are known for their salty commentary on the living

[vulcandroid]

things girls do that i love:

become active primarily at night

have soft, thin, waxy black wings

use echolocation to find prey

eat over a thousand bugs in one hour

live in large groups in dark damp caves

go into torpor (regulated hypothermia that can last several months) in order to survive harsh long winters

some of them drink blood which fucking rules

[buzzfeedtasty]

[youthetrevival]

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Bitch I’m wet

[ryandevon]

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

[krabby-kronicle]