[were--ralph]

[synthlet]

[sacred-portal]

[senatortedcruz]

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[cannibalchicken]

[ampervadasz]

[minmos]

Dude that is too much slop for him

[minmos]

[sovietnam]

[wordswithimages]

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

[comment-tube]

[wizardarchetypes]

I was at the veterinarian and I looked down and saw a Rollie Pollie on the floor so I put it up on the exam table and when the vet came in and said “so who are we seeing today?” I said “him” and gestured at the Rollie Pollie and the vet didn’t even smile

[l-ile]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

[lesbx]

good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance

[ooppo]