Tunnel Talk!

A wrestling podcast from 3 born-sexy-yesterday know-nothings who won’t let their lack of facts get in the way of a good joke! New Episodes every Sunday!

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For The Gays!

It's a sleepy little float down a lazy river at AEW this week, but you KNOW your girls make their own fun. First, we check in on the Men's Title Scene which Mark Briscoe is part of now. Sure! Kevin Knight and Speedball had their Divorce Match which sort of underwhelmed us, but don't worry, we had some great ideas for how they could spice it up. Tony got scared of how mad we were last week and brought Mercedes back! And not a MOMENT too soon! Plus, Mox gives Ospreay Daddy Lessons, Ciampa's in a one-sided feud with Jericho, and we play a new dating game you're gonna love. Sloppy Joe's for all! Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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Murdered the Unmurderable Man

It’s our post-Double or Nothing episode and you’ll never BELIEVE the quality of the opinions you’ll hear from us: that’s right, they’re bad. Think of someone with good taste, someone the IWC would like and respect, and then reverse those opinions! We’re pervert perverts, not moves perverts, and we WON’T apologize. Anyway, we take you through what we loved, what we hated, what we snoozed to and what we jerked off to. Plus, a few meditations on an extended AEW sleepover our son is having at our shared house, and what Andrade gets up to in his spare time (hunting and skinning Mickey Mouse). Enjoy us! Or don’t — remember, you can always turn it off.  

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Humping, Heaving and Hamming

We’re back and we’ve got Double or Nothing Senioritis baybee! We learn some new pertinent facts about Darby’s corporate BDSM contract with Tony, Chantilly Lace Thighs Kylo Reilly has got Mox’s number, Cope finally gives the girls what they want, and Jericho should become a lighthouse keeper. Also we saw Swerve’s butt. Hey everyone? Gratitude moment.

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Horny for Death

It was a somewhat boring week in AEW, but don't you worry, we found things to discuss! There's Darby's title reign (which rules) and his beautiful insistence on MJF offering up his hair plugs as collateral for a title shot. We popped 30 boners over Moxley's seduction of Will Ospreay (that's right: ten each), and after horning out for awhile you can hear us painfully, carefully try to imagine what the storyline looks like for those without eyes to see. Statlander shoved Shida up against a wall, which begs the question: are we booking AEW right now? We'll look as deeply into your eyes as Speedball looks into his husband Kevin Knight's eyes - that is, if you can stand it!

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Death Riders coded, tbqh

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Counter-Sensuality

Big Anne was taken of commission this week, and so Friend of the Pod Mike Meginnis stepped in to save the day! There was a lot to cover this week--Darby came down from the sky like the itsy-bitsy spider, Shida's causing trouble, The Tag Team Street Fight Retirement I Quit Match is insanely overegged, and Mox and Ospreay were getting into stufff so demented we needed new vocabulary. Did we lose our minds a little? OK, how you know?

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A Wet AI Coffee Shop

Tony Khan didn’t Reagan this week, but we tried to keep our spirits up anyway, even if we HAVE tipped over the “Too Many Old Men” threshold. At least quite a few people stood or posed weirdly, we got to discuss who’s a good bottom (normal wrestling term), and got to view the Death Riders spiriting Will Ospreay away to their dungeon! Plus, how many Dogs are there? We’re down a dog!

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Do It For Hook

Are you ready for another Tunnel Talk episode that will be jossed mere hours after it comes out by another one of Tony Khan’s PPVs? Well, have I got the episode for you! We talk everything important in AEW running up to the show: Moxley giving us the thesis statement of a PPV about identity and self-determination; Will Ospreay’s friends who go to another school; MJF’s title reign overall and of course the State of Kenny’s Tummy. Plus, Thekla says the most evilly horny things to Lexy Nair that we’ve ever heard, our beautiful blue-eyed boy Chris Jericho is gonna have a fun feud with Ricochet, and Darby discovers interiority! 

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Meet Me In Toledo

Chris Jericho is back and we REALLY needed that. Welcome home Big J! Plus Kenny and MJF had their big showdown and it was…weird, cadencewise. And DON'T talk to us about jingoism. Darby's trying to catch sight of the face of God, apparently and Mox is being beautifully condescending to Will Opsreay who just can't get it together. And Thekla? She's a lunatic. Join us! Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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Metrosexual Bigfoot

It's the moment everyone's all been waiting for — that's right, it's the finals of the B2 BEST BODIES TOURNAMENT! But first, your girls go through the week in AEW, from MJF's cartooning to Kenny Omega's cartooning in response, from Will Ospreay's attempt at parenting Jon Moxley to Moxley's far superior attempt at parenting Ospreay. Plus, ChrisnChristian are at it again, Darby makes his case for being the most dangerous man at AEW (because he IS a danger to himself), Lio Rush has a new gimmick and is Roddy gonna turn on OC??? All this and more this week on Tunnel Talk!

Watch the B2 Slideshow on Youtube!

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An Obstacle to My Happiness

It's Tunnel Talk's fifth anniversary! Can you believe we've been doing this for five years? Neither can we! With our wrestling themed cocktails in hand, we tackle Revolution and the events afterwards. Ospreay's back! Cope and Christian only have eyes for the Young Bucks! Gabe Kidd got flipped in a car! And the time of night the main event started caused the girls to have seething resentment towards Hangman and MJF. We were way over time before we even got to Week 4 of the B2 where there was a SHOCKING upset! Join us!

Watch the B2 Slideshow on Youtube!

Check out the slides in PDF!

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Spill in Aisle 3

It’s the week before Revolution, and we honestly went on a storyline cleanup tear—the most fun a girl can have with her clothes on. We talk through Hangman and MJF and the world title, why their press conference didn’t really work and how they could’ve done it better. We ALSO had a couple of nonsensical turns this week, with typical wrestler-pretending-for-nobody work, but don’t worry, Roddy and Ciampa, we figured out how everything you’re doing makes perfect sense. We also talk through the interpersonal dynamics of THE DOGS, whether Willow is signaling a heel turn, and whether Swerve can throw a wrench in the robust emotional health of JetSpeed. And then it’s week 3 of the Best Bodies Tournament! Tune in for results!

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What If I Did Dookie Right Here?

AEW hit a lot of semi-nonsensical but mostly enjoyable beats this week, with Hangman and MJF’s weird stipulation negotiations, Swerve justifying his heel turn, and Thunder Rosa and Kris Statlander continuing their weird ?? friendship question mark?? Though we might have cracked that one open with a beautiful little cloud story. And then… it’s March, and you know what that means! That’s right, it’s the inaugural week of the 2026 Best Bodies (B2) tournament! This year it’s a round robin between the top 12 bodies nominated by listeners, and BOY did we have an upset right out of the gate! Who was it? You’ll have to listen to find out!

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Year of the Dish

Your girls got TRICKED into watching Grand Slam, a show where nothing actually happened, but that's okay. We're off the wall about it anyway! We discuss Hangman's similarities (or not) to MJF, Swerve's bad boy adventures, FTR aka Drip and Dribble's resentment of the beloved Young Bucks, and Yuta's Big Haircut. Plus, Hook's the head of domestic recruitment for the Opps now, and we COULDN'T be happier.

Help us build our bracket for our annual March Madness Best Bodies Tournament! And for inspiration, watch @wooster182182's perfect vid accompaniment!

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Best AEW Men's Bodies of 2026

Reminder that nominations for the Tunnel Talk 2026 BEST BODS tournament are open now until Tuesday, Feb 24 at 5 pm Eastern! Get your votes in! (You can nominate up to 20 bodies, but if you only feel passionately about 1 body, that is perfectly fine with us). The google form is here

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Big Dumb Claude

The girls are back in town! That’s right, FINALLY all three Tunnel Talkettes are reunited and it feels sooooo good. Let’s get this car OFF the rails already! And it was a crazy week, with multiple unexpected title changes for us to work through. We get back in the swing of things with a discussion of the men’s world title scene* and how Kenny and Swerve are going about their feud. From that big new matchup, we go into a matchup we’ve seen many, many times before, FTR and the Young Bucks. Also, Thekla’s the new Women’s World Champion, to everyone’s surprise, and we talk through that and how the women’s division is treated generally. Plus, Jon Moxley called Wheeler Yuta “naturally beautiful,” Allie has as much trouble working through how to process Tommaso Ciampa’s existence as the rest of us did, and of course ham comes up at least a little. JOIN US in welcoming Allie back!!!

*not featuring the men’s world title holder

P.S. Please nominate some sexy men’s bodies for our March Best Bodies Tournament!!!!

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