Tunnel Talk!

A wrestling podcast from 3 born-sexy-yesterday know-nothings who won’t let their lack of facts get in the way of a good joke! New Episodes every Sunday!

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What Do You Have in a Maxob Jacob

The summer’s moving forward, but are the storylines on AEW? Well, some more than others. Kenny took us to heaven this week inventing new kinds of English, a real Dadaist painting of a promo. That’s the words that he’s talking to you, Maxob! We’re really not sure where the Ospreay and Mox thing is going, and honestly - should we be bad? Should we just let Kenny stay champion? Plus, the Young Bucks are on their classic bad-friend behavior, Cope and Christian are FOR SOME REASON teasing that they might break up, the Bang Bang Gang gave one of the best promos of all time, and Andrade’s wearing SO many clothes! Join us!

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Take The Lions Away...Bring Out His Ex!

Dynamite came to us live this week from the art scene of St. Pete Clearwater Florida, and everyone dressed down for Kenny Day! We discuss our champ’s big win, the return of Gabe Kidd, Mick Foley’s Dead Dog Shoes, Thekla’s joyful terrorism of the commentary table, and The Old Man Boyslap Sand Fight. Come, put a layer of clothes on and join us!

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Born to Breastfeed, Forced to Wrestle

Thank GOD we're out of Forbidden Door season because Tony Khan showed back up ready to Reagan! And Kenny Omega? We saw him on TV more this week than we have in years! He had a big emotional journey, from telling Will Ospreay that he loves him to deciding whether to wager it all on The Hangman Stipulation for a title shot next week, while his doting Young Bucks tried not to fight about what he should do. This storyline is as tight and perky as his nips! Meanwhile Ospreay's officially a Death Rider, Andrade is playing with the boundaries of how many clothes one man can wear while turning on the DCF, and the women REALLY killed it at Forbidden Door. Plus Jay White's back! Join us to discuss ALL the most important happenings this week in AEW.

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I Like Them Kongs

Forbidden Door Season swings to a close, and Kyle O'Reilly is LOCKING it behind him. We cover all the goings-on with the newly formed DCMJF family and the Conglomeration, and Swerve and Ospreay's sexy stare-offs. We finally admit there might be some issues in the sexy Death Riders training story, and extensively laud what Mercedes, Athena, and Maya World are up to. Plus, the Dogs are covered in peanut butter, Ciampa marries Jericho, and ZSJ Cees Us next Tuesday. Bye summer camp visitors! See ya next year!

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Slutty Little Mustache

We’re still deep in Forbidden Door season, but thank God TK didn’t leave us in the doldrums of last week and we DO seem to be building some storylines again! Kenny showed up to work and revealed his plan to get back on top: fighting Zack Sabre Jr…? Huh. Love to see you though, Ken! Thekla’s the only one absolutely killing it with a Forbidden Door storyline, but she’s working hard enough for ten men and doing an incredible job. Of course she doesn’t have the glass ceiling over her that Mark Briscoe does, but still. And thank God Swerve is back and brought SO much erotic energy to his promo with Ospreay — girls, we NEEDED this!

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A Beautiful, Simple, Natural Pleasure

It's Forbidden Door season and you know what that means: they are NOT our favorite episodes of Dynamite. Tony's really gathered up some dregs for storylines, and is Zack Sabre Jr the only guy left at NJPW? But at least Mox is still hamming his heart out, Will Ospreay is the most hapless little doof on Earth, and Mercedes is back! Plus, Ciampa and Jericho: is the way they see each other the most romantic way anyone can? All this and more!

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For The Gays!

It's a sleepy little float down a lazy river at AEW this week, but you KNOW your girls make their own fun. First, we check in on the Men's Title Scene which Mark Briscoe is part of now. Sure! Kevin Knight and Speedball had their Divorce Match which sort of underwhelmed us, but don't worry, we had some great ideas for how they could spice it up. Tony got scared of how mad we were last week and brought Mercedes back! And not a MOMENT too soon! Plus, Mox gives Ospreay Daddy Lessons, Ciampa's in a one-sided feud with Jericho, and we play a new dating game you're gonna love. Sloppy Joe's for all! Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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Murdered the Unmurderable Man

It’s our post-Double or Nothing episode and you’ll never BELIEVE the quality of the opinions you’ll hear from us: that’s right, they’re bad. Think of someone with good taste, someone the IWC would like and respect, and then reverse those opinions! We’re pervert perverts, not moves perverts, and we WON’T apologize. Anyway, we take you through what we loved, what we hated, what we snoozed to and what we jerked off to. Plus, a few meditations on an extended AEW sleepover our son is having at our shared house, and what Andrade gets up to in his spare time (hunting and skinning Mickey Mouse). Enjoy us! Or don’t — remember, you can always turn it off.  

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Humping, Heaving and Hamming

We’re back and we’ve got Double or Nothing Senioritis baybee! We learn some new pertinent facts about Darby’s corporate BDSM contract with Tony, Chantilly Lace Thighs Kylo Reilly has got Mox’s number, Cope finally gives the girls what they want, and Jericho should become a lighthouse keeper. Also we saw Swerve’s butt. Hey everyone? Gratitude moment.

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Horny for Death

It was a somewhat boring week in AEW, but don't you worry, we found things to discuss! There's Darby's title reign (which rules) and his beautiful insistence on MJF offering up his hair plugs as collateral for a title shot. We popped 30 boners over Moxley's seduction of Will Ospreay (that's right: ten each), and after horning out for awhile you can hear us painfully, carefully try to imagine what the storyline looks like for those without eyes to see. Statlander shoved Shida up against a wall, which begs the question: are we booking AEW right now? We'll look as deeply into your eyes as Speedball looks into his husband Kevin Knight's eyes - that is, if you can stand it!

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Counter-Sensuality

Big Anne was taken of commission this week, and so Friend of the Pod Mike Meginnis stepped in to save the day! There was a lot to cover this week--Darby came down from the sky like the itsy-bitsy spider, Shida's causing trouble, The Tag Team Street Fight Retirement I Quit Match is insanely overegged, and Mox and Ospreay were getting into stufff so demented we needed new vocabulary. Did we lose our minds a little? OK, how you know?

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A Wet AI Coffee Shop

Tony Khan didn’t Reagan this week, but we tried to keep our spirits up anyway, even if we HAVE tipped over the “Too Many Old Men” threshold. At least quite a few people stood or posed weirdly, we got to discuss who’s a good bottom (normal wrestling term), and got to view the Death Riders spiriting Will Ospreay away to their dungeon! Plus, how many Dogs are there? We’re down a dog!

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Do It For Hook

Are you ready for another Tunnel Talk episode that will be jossed mere hours after it comes out by another one of Tony Khan’s PPVs? Well, have I got the episode for you! We talk everything important in AEW running up to the show: Moxley giving us the thesis statement of a PPV about identity and self-determination; Will Ospreay’s friends who go to another school; MJF’s title reign overall and of course the State of Kenny’s Tummy. Plus, Thekla says the most evilly horny things to Lexy Nair that we’ve ever heard, our beautiful blue-eyed boy Chris Jericho is gonna have a fun feud with Ricochet, and Darby discovers interiority! 

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Meet Me In Toledo

Chris Jericho is back and we REALLY needed that. Welcome home Big J! Plus Kenny and MJF had their big showdown and it was…weird, cadencewise. And DON'T talk to us about jingoism. Darby's trying to catch sight of the face of God, apparently and Mox is being beautifully condescending to Will Opsreay who just can't get it together. And Thekla? She's a lunatic. Join us! Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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Metrosexual Bigfoot

It's the moment everyone's all been waiting for — that's right, it's the finals of the B2 BEST BODIES TOURNAMENT! But first, your girls go through the week in AEW, from MJF's cartooning to Kenny Omega's cartooning in response, from Will Ospreay's attempt at parenting Jon Moxley to Moxley's far superior attempt at parenting Ospreay. Plus, ChrisnChristian are at it again, Darby makes his case for being the most dangerous man at AEW (because he IS a danger to himself), Lio Rush has a new gimmick and is Roddy gonna turn on OC??? All this and more this week on Tunnel Talk!

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