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LOVE the minions. Can’t deny it anymore

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What day is it today you guys….. (me trying to think of something for the slow learners to engage with)

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if you are bald you have no hair. If you have one strand of hair you have “hair” and if you have two strands you have “hairs” so at what amount of hair do you need to have for “hairs” to turn back to “hair” ? Not a riddle just a question for the culture

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Playing with shapes, colors, textures, and paper towels today at work hi

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I love when gay Brazilians post this same shit every month like yeah girl WE KNOW

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Sorry for the late response! I was bending ur mum over and spankin her on the flapjacks lightly

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“Sorry for the late response! I was enjoying a three-day weekend for my husband’s birthday and was irresponsibly not checking my email. I realize now your project is more important than my entire life. Thank you for your patience!” How’s that

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Someone I don’t know reblogged an old post of mine and tagged it “#ignore the url” girl what did I do to you the fuck

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God I miss reading books

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Literally ban tiktok who cares fuck everything

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Just here to let to guys know you can do whatever you want and that I look pretty good doing just that

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They need to invent a bacon egg and cheese mcgriddle but for 1am

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Now that fujoshi has entered my lexicon no one is an ally

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Three posts that shaped my Wednesday

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Hi ft. My husband’s shoulder in the first pic

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Sometimes I read something and if I don’t catch it the first time I do not go back to reread bc it wasn’t meant to be

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NEED coconut shrimp asap OMG