Cappuccino Nerd

One of the nerds of Bismark. ( OFF elsen oc ) This is a sideblog to twoxblues.

[tuppencelog]

HEY TUPP I NEED TO STEAL SOME OF UR SHIT FR MONEY OK THANKS

“noT AGAIN”

[tuppencelog]

“another day another gay”

[your-fave-is-your-favorite]

Your faves, the Elsens, from OFF, are your favorites!

Requested by: Anonymous

[an-insignificant-assistant]

((because @zone-2-bookworm drew one for mel…. cursed babbies))

[tuppencelog]

OK, yeah. I don't want to kill you again so... do you have any cooking oil by chance because my phone is saying we should use that. -Oliver

“I think??”

[tuppencelog]

Goddamn it, Tupp. OK, we've got two options. We can try sliding your hand out of the jar or I could shoot the jar since I've got a gun for a hand. -Oliver

“n OT THE SE COND ONE”

[tuppencelog]

Tupp, how did you get your hand stuck. -Oliver

"imim stealing cookies from a cookie jar"

[tuppencelog]

zone-2-bookworm replied to your post “Is there anyone here who knows how to get your hand unstuck in a jar”

destroy it

“maybe an aLTERNATE WAY”

[tuppencelog]

“Is there anyone here who knows how to get your hand unstuck in a jar”

[tuppencelog]

i dont get it, is your hair short or long??

“what do you think”

[tuppencelog]

(( found this in my folder and i dont remember what i was going for but i liked how it was going! ))

[an-insignificant-assistant]

Please reblog if you’re an active elsen (or off in general) rp/ask blog!!!

((I want to see more of you wonderful peeps on my dash again))

[an-insignificant-assistant]

((please don’t tell her))

[tuppencelog]

[trioxofxelsens]

"I'll give you a hundred credits if you can read my future. I gotta know if I can get my salary before the sale week ends." -tuppencelog

“Oh thank god– Er… thanks. Want me to just see your future or both the tarot reading and the future…?”

[tuppencelog]

trioxofxelsens‌:

“You mean Honeydew? Yeah, no, I can already tell you that there’s no hope for him. Both his moms are furries; it’s in his blood. Alright, give me a moment.”

They shuffle the deck and spread them out face down on the table.

“Alright, I’m going to need you to pick three cards one at a time. The first card is your past, the second one you pick is your present, and you can guess what the third card is for. Keep them in order in a line and face down as you put them on the table, and don’t look at them.”

Tupp squints as she examines each card, unsure which one to pick. Eventually she puts her fingers ontop of three which were close to each other and slightly nudges them away from the other cards. With a small hum, she slides the card on the right to form a line, the card on the left following and eventually the middle one fills the last spot.

[tuppencelog]

inhuman-decadence‌:

“I dunno if he was an elsen..’cuz he had four eyes and some big scary teeth! And uh- was dressed like a baseball player I think????” 

“That.. could be a Batter. Or I dunno but don’t mind ‘em, they’re usually like that.”

[tuppencelog]

hey tupp how's pervis

“why are you asking me this??”

[trioxofxelsens]

"I'll give you a hundred credits if you can read my future. I gotta know if I can get my salary before the sale week ends." -tuppencelog

“Oh thank god– Er… thanks. Want me to just see your future or both the tarot reading and the future…?”

[tuppencelog]

trioxofxelsens‌:

“Okay… I’ll do the tarot reading first…”

They take out a stylized deck of cards.

“What question do you want answered? It can be about, uh, your love life, wellbeing… anything, really. Personal questions are what bring the best results.”

At first she gazes at the cards, then she ponders for a moment before replying: “Is there salvation for the furry to convert back to an elsen?

No actually, tell me what’s holding me back in life. Shit isn’t going down lately and I don’t feel comfortable with it.”