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He/They Yang Earth Tiger

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[sharkfiinn]

...do you think Rocky can hear Grace's heartbeat?

YESSS im a firm believer i love it so much

i like to think its something that grosses him out at first then becomes reassuring, because it means his friend is alive

(not my compilation i stole it im evil)

i could be wrong but in the last clip theres this consistent rumbling pattern and ripple over his chest that isnt really present in the others, which i wanna interpret as rocky listening for grace's heart pumping blood

i think its in the 'sampler instructions' one too actually

[sharkfiinn]

(´･ω･` ;)

[goatmogu]

It came to me in a dream. Friend said it would make a cool tattoo if I refined it which is cool to hear.

[shrugsinchinese]

Dude, your glasses

[regco-art]

Trans-colored Pyroars came to me in a vision 🫪🏳️‍⚧️

[flawlessassholes]

🍀 it’s a lucky max! reblog for max luck 🍀

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[chromaticrainarts]

Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[sup-its-cat]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

[notes-and-violets]

I had to xD

[thegreatyin]

"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

[wildminti]

Grace, your friend is an apex predator.

[forgetful-nerd]

So, Nick Jr. is making a new TMNT show for very little kids.

For all intents and purposes, I’m fully joking.

[hiijinkies]

and for kicking them like a giggly highschool girl sharing secrets over the phone

[brishollow]

small touches 💜💚

[transmechanicus]

I love the idea of dead gods. Not in the sense of “hey i killed something supernaturally strong” but in the sense of “i killed it and it’s still a god.” It is still worshipped. prayers are still answered. miracles are performed in its name, even as it lies pierced by a thousand swords and burning with chemical fire. even as it drifts through vacuum, decapitated and bleeding molten rock. in cosmic spite of being shot through each eye and hurled into a plasma reactor, it still radiates the power of the divine in a way that primitive death cannot smother. the nature of godchild is not so simple as to be tied to the mortality, or immortality, of any living being.

[bogleech]

In science that's called a whalefall :)

[mirthalia]

dead gods on the bottom of the mariana trench