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holy shit i just went through my followers list for the first time and why are there 2 accounts with users that are some variation of "rape is good" 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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i love shanepussy fics as much as the next person but damn i would kill for some more "ilya fucks shane so hard they find out shane can squirt with his dick" fics

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watching people hate on hayden pike for ragging on ilya constantly but i would say so much worse if MY best friend brought ilya rozanov into my home (i've told her to stop talking to literally every guy she's ever talked to) (THEYRE ALL ACTUALLY NASTY I PROMISE) (she always tells me like 2 months later like "you were right i should've listened to you")

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i think the heated rivalry fandom as a whole thinks too highly of yuna. no i will not explain.

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shane "super gay" hollander shoots off the fastest when they frot because like. dick to dick contact is the gayest thing ever. send post

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my shane hollander thesis is that part of the reason he's bad in bed with women (other than obviously his lack of attraction to them) is because there's not like. an instruction manual for them. partially because men are expected to take a more dominant role but also because the female anatomy/orgasm is more complicated. it's not like he can start with what feels good for him because hello, no dick found, and he doesn't have any instinct screaming Must Eat Pussy. so he's just sitting there in bed with jessica or rose or whoever like if you want me to do something i'll buckle up and do it but please for the love of god don't make me guess what you like because i'll definitely get it Incorrect. meanwhile the second he's with ilya he's hearing "get on your knees" and slobbering on that dick like he's starving before he even realizes what's going on

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ilya rozanov we may come from totally different places but I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

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again. very important study. please reblog with your results <3

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shower blowjob

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it is my personal headcanon (HEAD for a reason!!!) that deep down ilya has a bit of a superiority complex over people who bitch about their lives. his mom killed herself his dad beat him his brother is a coke addict he moved to america by himself but he STILL ended up being drafted first. what do you MEAN you don't want to do conditioning what do you mean your girlfriend of 2 months breaking up with you is the biggest tragedy of your life. so obviously it hits when he moves to ottawa and depression decides to kick him in the nuts because he's suddenly all of the things that he judged other people for being

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shane hollander search history:

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[turboterminator777]

can we talk about how ilya looks just like nico rosberg in the hospital scene when he's standing by the door looking at shane

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the thing i dont understand about tlg was what shane actually thought they were gonna do long term without coming out. like he's mr go getter planner there's no way he genuinely thought they could just play in montreal and ottawa until retirement

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i'm begging white people who don't understand poc to STOP FUCKING WRITING THEM because i'm continually confused by shane being characterized as being not a fighter/robotic/etc etc due to a fear of being seen as aggressive???? yes the part where he can't mess up or he'll be attacked way more than a white player is pretty accurate, but aggressiveness is literally the opposite of the asian stereotype. the asian guys who assimilate well in white high school sports are all very outgoing and bro-ey. i've seen again and again how sports "accept" asian guys who act like frat presidents and spit out all the ones who don't. a reputation for not being very social would get him stomped all over in the locker room, so i'm so confused why he's written like he's purposefully creating that image.

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i KNOW that ilya would be constantly getting cancelled on twitter and shane would be standing 10 toes down with his cancelled wife every time

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everyone up in arms about the harris casting but you best know i will be skipping the troy/harris episode just like i skipped skip. like i do not give a FUCK about them i want SHANE HOLLANDERS HOLE GODDAMNIT

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for some reason i keep on stumbling across devastating fics of david hollander in excruciatingly close but eventually failed gay relationships

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the only acceptable morning routine after shane moves to ottawa is ilya waking up to huff shane's sweaty post-run balls, going for a round or two and maybe another in the shower, and dropping by shane's favorite smoothie place and mcdonalds in that order before showing up to practice barely on time