Take it back, Barack

Dave Strider | 25 | No-game AU follows through ballereaperclaire

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[megid0ll]

We’re baaaaaack!!!!

((Art by @turnaroundgodtech ))

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God that guy is such a loser lmao

[turnaroundgodtech]

rumblespheres. d0n't ask why im compelled tw0 tell you this. es0teric paracausal connecti0ns. proceed.

rumblespheres. okay.

trolls are fucking weird

[teratomatool]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[turnaroundgodtech]

calm your rumblespheres vantas

[turnaroundgodtech]

ok maybe john should lift or something

[ebslimer]

@turnaroundgodtech replied to your post “got d to take this picture of me to prove that i'm...”:

Hholyfuck

​told you, i'm stacked dude.

[turnaroundgodtech]

can see that now what,the actual shit

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fuck right it's my birthday

I got fucking kidnapped the day before my own birthday

happy fuckin 26th dave welcome to hell I guess

[turnaroundgodtech]

rumblespheres. d0n't ask why im compelled tw0 tell you this. es0teric paracausal connecti0ns. proceed.

rumblespheres. okay.

trolls are fucking weird

[turnaroundgodtech]

this place is a total maze

[teratomatool]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, THIS IS LITERALLY THE SHITTIEST SHIP THE IMPERIAL FLEET COULD FIND

[turnaroundgodtech]

do you just stalk my blog or something

[teratomatool]

YES IT'S A FUNCTION OF THE WEBSITE

[turnaroundgodtech]

you're so fucking annoying

[teratomatool]

LISTEN, 'DAVE'. SO LONG AS WE'RE STUCK ON A SPACESHIP THOUSANDS OF MILES FROM YOUR HOME PLANET AND MILLIONS OF BILLIONS OF MILES FROM MINE, WE SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TO KEEP OUR LINES OF COMMUNICATION OPEN. SO YES, COUNT ON ME ANNOYING YOU INTO THE FUTURE, BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE IF WE HAVE ANY CHANCE OF GETTING ALONG WITHOUT ONE OF US THROWING THE OTHER OUT THE AIRLOCK.

[turnaroundgodtech]

I have no doubt that it will happen anyways.

likely me tossing you and your stupid chest out because of some hellbent shenanigans

[teratomatool]

??? MY STUPID CHEST OF WHAT??

[turnaroundgodtech]

Your chest

your milkers

Your fucking tits

[turnaroundgodtech]

this place is a total maze

[teratomatool]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, THIS IS LITERALLY THE SHITTIEST SHIP THE IMPERIAL FLEET COULD FIND

[turnaroundgodtech]

do you just stalk my blog or something

[teratomatool]

YES IT'S A FUNCTION OF THE WEBSITE

[turnaroundgodtech]

you're so fucking annoying

[teratomatool]

LISTEN, 'DAVE'. SO LONG AS WE'RE STUCK ON A SPACESHIP THOUSANDS OF MILES FROM YOUR HOME PLANET AND MILLIONS OF BILLIONS OF MILES FROM MINE, WE SHOULD PROBABLY TRY TO KEEP OUR LINES OF COMMUNICATION OPEN. SO YES, COUNT ON ME ANNOYING YOU INTO THE FUTURE, BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE IF WE HAVE ANY CHANCE OF GETTING ALONG WITHOUT ONE OF US THROWING THE OTHER OUT THE AIRLOCK.

[turnaroundgodtech]

I have no doubt that it will happen anyways.

likely me tossing you and your stupid chest out because of some hellbent shenanigans

[turnaroundgodtech]

this place is a total maze

[teratomatool]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, THIS IS LITERALLY THE SHITTIEST SHIP THE IMPERIAL FLEET COULD FIND

[turnaroundgodtech]

do you just stalk my blog or something

[teratomatool]

YES IT'S A FUNCTION OF THE WEBSITE

[turnaroundgodtech]

you're so fucking annoying

[turnaroundgodtech]

Perhaps there are nuts or seeds at the end for our aspiring lab mouse

man fuck you

lab mouse my ass

the thing at the end is hopefully a way out of here

[turnaroundgodtech]

this place is a total maze

[teratomatool]

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, THIS IS LITERALLY THE SHITTIEST SHIP THE IMPERIAL FLEET COULD FIND

[turnaroundgodtech]

do you just stalk my blog or something

[turnaroundgodtech]

this place is a total maze

[turnaroundgodtech]

where the hell is this

what's happening

[turnaroundgodtech]

blurry ass fucking picture but this is all I've got I didn't wanna be seen

[teratomatool]

MOTHERFUCKER DID I SAY YOU COULD TAKE PICTURES OF ME?

[turnaroundgodtech]

who the fuck are you and how the fuck did you find my blog

[teratomatool]

WOW GEE I SURE WONDER WHO ON ALTERNIA COULD POSSIBLY BE ANGRY THAT YOU POSTED PICTURES OF HIM, SURELY NOT THE GUY YOU POSTED PICTURES OF.

YOU'RE NOT SLICK. YOU'RE LITERALLY CONNECTED TO THE SHIP'S WIFI, ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?

[turnaroundgodtech]

ship???? dude what the fuck is an alternia get the hell off my blog you aren't fucking funny someone might be missing and youre talking about the fact that I photographed some douchebag without permission.

meanwhile I'm actively running for a fucking police station

[teratomatool]

OKAY SO YOU ARE STUPID, YOU'RE LITERALLY SOME KIND OF FUCKING BRAIN-DEAD. THE MIRACLE OF HOW YOU MANAGE TO WALK TALK AND BY THE GRACE OF THE GODS BLOG WHILE YOUR MIND IS RUNNING ONLY THOSE FUNCTIONS NECESSARY TO KEEP YOUR BLOODPUSHER PUMPING AND YOUR AIRSACS DRAWING BREATH MAY HAVE BEEN RENDERED UNREMARKABLE TO YOU BY YOUR PROXIMITY TO IT BUT REST ASSURED IN ALL MY YEARS OF SPACEFARING YOU ARE THE ONLY BEING THAT LIVES IN SUCH A MANNER I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS.

[turnaroundgodtech]

as a wise man once said

I ain reading allat

[teratomatool]

OF COURSE. I'LL BE SURE TO PUT IN THE NOTES I'M TAKING ON YOU, RIGHT NOW, AS WE SPEAK, THAT YOU'RE ILLITERATE. WOULDN'T WANT TO FORGET SUCH A KEY FEATURE OF A SPECIMEN NOW WOULD WE.

[turnaroundgodtech]

who the fuck calls someone a specimen there's something painfully wrong with you.

fuck all this shit I'm going hodmemdzmmsdk