#striderposting

[cinematik]

> Dirk: Be the horse

[bustedtech]

My favourite hobby is humanzing the hell out of Bro Strider. Making him so human it makes you wonder even further than you usually would why he did the things he did to Dave. Because there was clearly something to hide beneath all that irony and uncaring attitude, even if it's shallow.

What did he like other than puppets? What made him love puppets in the first place? What kind of food did he like? Did he ever buy Dave his favourite foods, considering the fridge was never used for food storage? Did he have a favourite colour? Most assume orange but I wonder if he liked something else.

Did he love Dave? Did he do what he did because he needed to know he was safe, or was it stress relief? If it was safety, how much guilt did he feel? Or did he feel none at all, satisfied with the thought that Dave would be safe. But safe from what? The Game? Did he know what Cal would turn into? How much does he know? Or does he know nothing, and just wanted his kid to be tough?

Did he feel guilt never telling Dave he was his dad? Did he ever spin a story to tell Dave where his parents went? Did he make up a sob story or did he just shrug his shoulders and say "they left".

Is Bro in contact with his parents? Do they know Dave exists? Are they dead? Did they disown him? Did Bro disown them? Was it a mutual departure? Does he miss them? Think about them and wonder if Dave would have gotten along with them?

Do you think they were a thought in his mind when he died? Do you think he thought about Dave? Damned himself for not being able to protect him better? Or did he die knowing he did what he could? Was he proud of Dave? Proud of himself?

Does any of that even matter when you've made a kid too afraid to open a bottle of apple juice?

[anxelarxtz]

can i reuqest Mandela Catalouge x Homestuck? Im dying to see Anonoly Bro fighting Dave

Request | Alternate Bro Strife

It seems some strange things have happened to bro due to an unexpected fandom crossover! How will Dave survive the massive beating his bro is about to dish out, like he’s from butler island? This guy’s shit is going to fly off the handle like the handle wants absolutely nothing to do with the shit, and it’ll probably be even worse than the divorce.

On an unrelated note, I love the way your brain works, I wish I could teleport your thoughts into my ipad like bread for three days

[modifiedsock]

CROWS

[fortnitebuddha]

Is it just me or does everyone greatly associate the striders with korn...

[cyber-corp]

(don’t have photoshop so just imagine dirkshades on the masks. ok thanks)

[coquitten]

more prince of heart blurbing b4 i go to bed <3

lyrics r from hardest of hearts - florence and the machine!!!

[turnaroundgodtech]

blurry ass fucking picture but this is all I've got I didn't wanna be seen