feel the beat

=> Panic because HOLY SHIT.

You wince a little and wave off the receptionist’s shocked face.

It never really came up. I wasn’t very into this company while I was in New York, remember? But I decided to come here and give it a shot. I’m not stalking you, I swear I didn’t even know you moved to the other side of the damn country.

You laugh a little, running a hand through your hair before putting your hands up in defense.

Chill out, it’s not a big deal. I’m debuted as three stars. You’re probably like, what, four, or somethin’, right?

Shit, you forgot you were in public. Whatever, these bitches could wait until later.

Oh my god so that’s why you knew this company was a rip-off! I mean not all that great in money distributing, yeah? You give a nervous laugh and look around, making sure no glares were being sent at you. But wow! When did you get here?!

No, more importantly why the fuck are you a three star!? The smile is gone on your face and a scowl is on your lips. I’m fucking two!! TWO! And some prick like you who isn’t even active in the company is three? What the actual fuck!?

Is he seriously dissing the company while you both are in the fucking building?

I can't really say anything about the momey distribution...I support myself, dude. It's called having crazyass jobs and saving money.You roll your eyes, leaning an elbow on the reception desk.I got here literally today. Last week I left New York to go to Texas to do some stuff, then came here, so I'm kinda jetlagged. What about you?

Hey, hey, woah, calm down.

You raise your arms in defense, staring down at him. Does he not realize there could be cameras around? This already looks pretty bad, with him yelling at you in front of this damn receptionist and holy shit why hasn't she stopped staring at you guys?I was scouted some years back, but I told the guy I was getting an education in New York. So I just sent over videos of me dancing and some demos of my music now and then. It was good enough, but since I'm close to graduating, they insistied I move here to actually start paying attention to my idol stuff.

dave stop, no. don’t even play. if my dick was suddenly personalized it would be sexy as hell AND have a six pack.

YOUR dick will be the size of one fucking dime compared to mine okay.

pftsssshhhhhh hahah

okay fine

one day if some crazyass guy comes up to us and goes “hey i can make your dicks personalized”

welp well see what happens then

it will be possible to do that, just saying. there’s some crazy ass magic anons and really creepy people on the internet sooooo…

but ten bucks my dick would be manlier than yours. no, twenty now that i have the money!!

lets bring it to $40 dude

my dick is totally bigger then yours

thank you for such words dave. this just in dave strider with inspiring and philosophical words that will move many!!

dave no. i would be ten feet longer and taller than your red penis! and buffer too! with the addition of slender long legs that dazzle everyone in sight so excuse you.

woah woah woah are you saying your dick is buffer

like damn youre gonna go “hey guys look at my dick’s six pack pretty hot huh”

my god how awkward

psh hell no your penis is probably less then a quarter of mine is in size

my dicks definitely bigger though

no doubt about it

it is law

dave stop, no. don’t even play. if my dick was suddenly personalized it would be sexy as hell AND have a six pack.

YOUR dick will be the size of one fucking dime compared to mine okay.

pftsssshhhhhh hahah

okay fine

one day if some crazyass guy comes up to us and goes "hey i can make your dicks personalized"

welp well see what happens then

=> Panic because HOLY SHIT.

You stare at him for a good five seconds.

Shit man, what the hell? You NEVER told me you were in the fucking company! I was scared for a moment because I thought you were a possible stalker or something! Like, dude!!

Just for good measure you kick him in the shin.

I gave you all my information and you here are living the time of your life and never telling me you worked here too! Man don’t tell me you’re also debuted!!!

You wince a little and wave off the receptionist's shocked face.

It never really came up. I wasn't very into this company while I was in New York, remember? But I decided to come here and give it a shot. I'm not stalking you, I swear I didn't even know you moved to the other side of the damn country.

You laugh a little, running a hand through your hair before putting your hands up in defense.

Chill out, it's not a big deal. I'm debuted as three stars. You're probably like, what, four, or somethin', right?

Boys, boys. You two are very beautiful penises.

i know that but thank you

tell this bitch i’m more of the classier penis!! 555

thats bull

Don't worry. If your spirit's high enough, you won't change a bit. I mean, I wasn't all that different years ago when I debuted. I still haven't broken through the three-star streak.

hah nice same here actually

havent changed one bit

im stubborn as hell if you cant tell

glad you stayed true to yourself though because really thats all you should ever try to do

Boys, boys. You two are very beautiful penises.

i know that but thank you

maybe it is maybe it aint

standing proud and tall yknow

but im not sayin nothing about it k

oh my god. it is you isn’t it? the penis is you, you are the penis.

proud tall and long here is the penis dave.

oh my god.

every guy is a penis some point in their lives

so yes i am the penis

it is me

if i made this blue im saying its you ok

you are the blue penis

but im probably gonna make it like half the size

cause no way in hell is your midget blue penis mightier then red

thank you for such words dave. this just in dave strider with inspiring and philosophical words that will move many!!

dave no. i would be ten feet longer and taller than your red penis! and buffer too! with the addition of slender long legs that dazzle everyone in sight so excuse you.

woah woah woah are you saying your dick is buffer

like damn youre gonna go "hey guys look at my dick's six pack pretty hot huh"

my god how awkward

psh hell no your penis is probably less then a quarter of mine is in size

my dicks definitely bigger though

no doubt about it

it is law

turningtimetables is now a fellow Frosting!

Oh hello there! Who might you be?

hey there

the names dave strider

and you are..?

The name’s Jane! You may call me J.C. or just Jane. Either way works!

the jane crocker?

the names kinda familiar

i dunno

i just moved to california so yeah sorry if youre some celeb and if i should be bowing down or something

jane sounds nice to me

im calling you jane k

you can call me dave or whatever its your choice

Hoohoo! I don’t mind. I’m not overly that popular anyways! Just some three-star actress and occasional model so.. Yeah!

Okay, I’ll call you Dave. Dave sounds nice enough.

So.. Are you a newly debuted trainee too?

three-star? hey, thats what i am..im a dancer though

nice to meet you then, jane

yep, newly debuted, trying to make it big i guess

dont really want to change much though because if this company wants to change me that aint happening

just taking a shot at this i guess

=> Panic because HOLY SHIT.

California was great! Sure it was, there weather was nice and warm and it was definitely nicer than NY. Hell, the streets were cleaner too! You walk inside the building of MSPA in Los Angeles (one hour from your home) and begin to go to your destined location when suddenly you see a familiar figure at the receptionist desk, possibly checking in.

Holy shit.

It can’t be.

You’re fucking kidding me. Oh my god oh my god.

You storm up to the tall blond figure that, awkward enough, you KNOW was familiar. Putting your arm on the “stranger“‘s shoulder, you harshly spin him around so he can face you.

Dave is that you—Oh my fucking shit it is you. And your in California. And..And you’re…what?!

You can’t believe it. Please for the love of god let this be some stranger that LOOKS like the damned guy.