Finds Me a Dragon!

Dere is absolutely no zazz to be found. Not here, anyway. Not in dese parts.

[the-skyhunter]

Who knew that the Great Deku Tree was actually William Murderface

[turnipgirl]

I have my folder of screencaps set as my screensaver and the above pictures appeared one after the other.

It's like my computer's witnessed me writing so much fic that it's having a go itself.

[hunkologistcowboy]

if people really wanted to know, this is our mean girls/dethklok line up:

Regina George: Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Gretchen Wieners: Magnus Hammersmith

Karen Smith: Nathan Explosion

Cady Heron: Toki Wartooth

Janis Ian: Pickles

Damien: Murderface

Mrs. George: Charles

thats it 

[1000-rat-corpses]

AND NONE FOR MAGNUS HAMMERSMITH BYE

[stunt-lads]

im laugine so ahrd rn i canjot omg

[turnipgirl]

That's gotta be embarrassing for Skwisgaar, falling for Kalteen bars when the nutritional information's in his mother tongue.

Also, with his combined skills of being good at numbers and rapping, surely Charles is Kevin G?

[turnipgirl]

Season four: Abigail doesn't neatly fit into the mother/whore dichotomy so Dethklok are confused.

Doomstar Requiem: Abigail sings a lullaby to Toki. Nathan, meanwhile, imagines her with bigger boobs going down on him.

[lifeoftotoro]

Life of Totoro has reached over 1000 followers! \(^-^)/ Thank you all so much for sharing Totoro’s adventures with him! Totoro is sending everyone his love ♥

[zettaikareshi-blog]

[turnipgirl]

dibidibidis my name's flamingo

[schmoigle]

[turnipgirl]

In hindsight, this was about the worst thing Skwisgaar could have said.

:'(

[textsfrommordhaus]

[turnipgirl]

i can't watch wimbledon without crying tbh i didn't know there was any other way to watch it

[turnipgirl]

The pen with which I write my fic. I saw it in the gift shop at the Jorvik Centre when I was there ages ago and sort of cackled in a 'I need this because of fandom reasons' way. idk if it helps the writing process* but it still makes me laugh

*it doesn't

[turnipgirl]

i did the thing lemon

apparently in really weird blue-grey light

also that pen is not a great pen when it comes to, you know, writing and stuff but (tbc)

[valhalska]

i’m only like a month and two days late but HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY TURNIP!!!!! >o< ilu lots i hope it was well!!!! 

[turnipgirl]

AAAHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH! ♥♥♥ so cuuuuute lookit toki's face

(and belated presents are better than regular presents when you think about it because it's like a surprise second birthday! :D

a second birthday that involves s/t! :DD)

thank yooou <3

[heavy-metal-dick]

Headcanon: Skwisgaar moped around Mordhaus for the better part of a week after reading Dumbledore’s death scene in Half-Blood Prince.

[turnipgirl]

He still cries regularly over Hedwig.

[turnipgirl]

Episode idea for season five

After a musical argument gets completely out of hand, Skwisgaar and Toki decide that the only way to settle things is to represent their respective countries in Eurovision.

Skwisgaar packs more notes into three minutes than anyone ever has before (and possibly definitely needs a glittery Thunderhorse for the occasion).

Toki writes the catchiest earworm ever and still manages to throw in a guitar solo (but has to revamp his outfit from Bookklok because it is not fabulous enough for Eurovision).

It'd probably end up being a tie and they'd have to hold the following year's competition on the Norwegian-Swedish border.

Meanwhile, the American members of the band tag along and wonder what the fuck is going on.

[facesofdethklok]

[turnipgirl]

it's worth looking at these full-size just for the front cover of the book

[turnipgirl]

also some others because skwisgaar and nathan linking arms, s/t and toki

[turnipgirl]

Kitty Whiskers Monday