Yo

Yes. Apparently I'm That Dave Strider. And I'm supposed to not capitalize my words and not use proper grammar. And also I'm not actually Dave. But that kid sure is so cool. I am just some guy, who runs a boring blog on an amazing website, and will probably go unnoticed for my entire life, but you know what? I really don't give a fuck. I have been told that I can be a pretty good Dave. Cosplaying as well. It's a little creepy. But whatever. One of my best friends is a Nepeta. She is amazing and love to chat and hang out with me, so DON'T TRY TO HURT HER. I could drone on about life. I was born on you know what fuck this. Peace out. Oh right! Parp! If you chat on MSPARP or absolutely love roleplaying Homestuck, Check dis shit out: http://msparp.com/chat/epictruthordarewithroxy DO IT. NOW.

[idontexistanymoreforgetit]

[bellahdoesntknow]

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

[beasts-of-the-flaming-forest-de]

I wonder how many people don’t get this

But I could never forget

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

are you kidding

everyone knows this pun

[holdtheurlasdfghjkl-deactivated]

I don’t get it.

[stormingwinter]

Almost. Almost everybody

[orcses]

[unimpressed2chainz]

ICONIC CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE 

[nightmare-bruce]

let the creppshow begin

[turntechfuckinggodhead-blog]

*inactive blog gets hacked by nepetaoncatnip*

*okay technically i know braxton dude change your password sometime*

*besides you don't even use your tumblr*

*you'll never see my sweet hacks*

[doctorbatcakes-blog]

I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.

Dear chris, I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste. This was a mild inconvenience.

So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour.  So i put it to you Chris. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door. I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it. In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws. My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden. The choice is your Chris… Stay locked out. or drink it all.

[saarebass]

HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???

[pithy-partyy]

excellent.

[gender-euphowrya]

THIS GUY IS A DARN GENIUS omfg

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon going to prom with you as a date

[turntechfuckinggodhead-blog]

[chocobostrider]

John \ Dave

[wessasaurus-rex]

bahahaha omg

[hanbeihood]

bwahahahaha!!!! i dON’T EvEN cARE THAT i cAN dETEcT JOHN’S BOOBS!!!! A—FUcKiNG—mAZiNG!!!!!!!!!!

[vincajayz]

I am crying right now… Too freaking funny.

[karkatliceouslovesstrider]

Ummmm wtf? Suck it strider lol….wats with the celtic music??

[homestuckvatroupe]

Dave and Karkat trade clothes. Comic by ryu-gemini on Tumblr! (http://ryu-gemini.tumblr.com/post/27417104956/i-think-maybe-i-should-have-put-this-on) Dave: Doodled (http://doodledmcfroodled.tumblr.com/) Karkat: Ryan (http://actorsallusionpresents.tumblr.com/) Audio Editing: clothoBuerocracy (http://clothobuerocracy.tumblr.com/) Video Editing: Drea (http://dreatron.tumblr.com/) Background music: Trepidation - Svix SFX from Freesound.org

[karkatliceouslovesstrider]

This is epic!!

[birdgirl45-deactivated20120118]

[troyyy]

this is my favorite video of all time

[iwillmindfuckyou]

I HAVE WATCHED THIS LITERALLY 20 TIMES IN A ROW AND I GETS FUNNIER EVERY FUCKING TIME I CAN’T BREATHE AND IM CRYING GOD DAMMIT

[karkatliceouslovesstrider]

Like if this has happened to u I mean holy shit

[sangodono]

i did i rly dU MB THING

[nepeta-the-cutest-kitty-deactiv]

OMFG I FOUND IT

[hazya]

some homestuck flash minimalist posters i’ve been working on forever

[charliedcy]

Tony: Keep Bruce from HULKING OUT

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            This is My first Time Animating And stuff. Sorry if it Sucks ;-;

[yazzdonut]

Okay now with all the consorts! I added Iguana and turtle. Their names are Liz (because lizards dah) and Tyler (8

Liz and Naki are very good friends they treat each other as bros.

 Tyler is very shy and is always intimidated by Roseturtle (as it is known that the turtles in the comic seem to have fear Rose and they start to sweat in her presence) 

Well some people asked if this would be an AU so yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, this is “Consortees”.

[yazzdonut]

i hope you remember these kiddos

because i’ll start to draw them again 

[bispoxadrez]

[expelliarmus]

[catfishcafe]

“What you’re saying with your drink choice: Homestuck Edition”

So there was this post here, the another source is here.

My name is Kirima and I add quality things to this fandom.

If I messed up the typing quirks I don’t care anymore.