karkat's sad, emotionally constipated dingle

just a shitty porn blog. 18+ only, minors will be blocked. 

[turntechgivinghead]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The whole NSFW thing is only a step from them banning gay content and shit, like YouTube that constantly flags innocuous gay content as “Adult.”

[tsunglasses]

You have to put this as your header or tumblr will delete your blog.

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Porn with plot

Level 2: Porn with social commentary

Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications

Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos

Level 5: Porn with math

[tatterdemalionamberite]

tag yourself I’m level 3.5 

[theliberalstookmydrills]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

[theawesomeadventurer]

why is this formatted like a poem

[theycallmebigpussy]

Because it is one

[ups-my-hand-slipped]

It's jakes birthday! Does he get anything nice? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wait…is it December 1st already? good lord how long did i sleep?so~ let’s give Jake his “bottoms once a year”.  Happy birthday boy!

[sitcomlesbian]

my ‘third eye’ is just my pussy and.. shes open

[hellsite-yano]

If tumblr deletes me yknow where to find me

[pochowek]

Me: Man I wish you could massage my prostate :/ Monkey paw deep within my ass: (curls finger)

[tinycatpistol-deactivated202105]

i took actual IRL damage from reading this post

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[icantwritegood]

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

[ladylike-foxes]

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

[spockandawe]

When drone season comes around for Kanaya, it’s just too much for one human to keep up with. Luckily, there are certain eldritch entities that can be persuaded to step in and lend a helping tentacle.

[hath-come-the-wicked]

[feralcatalyst]

Hey there Karkat!

[gggoblinskiizad]

that’s why they use buckets ……..

[deleiteazul]

Gloryhole prompt with Karkat,from chess-and-snickers!

[fyeahgamkar]

We all know who that purple bulge belongs to

[catchymemes]