A good man, an incredible liar

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I filled two teeth, now I can have a chocolate and cola))

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comparative jurisprudence is a surprisingly interesting discipline...

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You know you eat cheese with wine, right? Now I have something like that, only instead of wine, cola, and cheese - string cheese ;)

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The only jewelry in life that i hate are the ones worn around the neck

Thank you for the chain as a fucking gift

Shows how much you know me

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What are the chances that this birthday will go better than the last one?...

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now all my arms are bruised

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carrying the vacuum cleaner two and a half kilometers in 36° heat was a lot of fun 10/10 recommend (no)

my arms don't exist anymore🫠

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Ask yourself "why not" and do it if there is no answer