Turtle Enterprises

Just a ton of shit that I obsess over and find fun.

[koifee]

Au where they meet at a bar prior to the hospital.

[rusticfurnace]

long shift

[onepoorsonnet]

canonically a huge part of why these men haven't killed themselves is bc they have alternating ER shifts and they don't want to burden each other like that. excellent old man yaoi material

[kanakori]

a couple backshots from ur boss never hurt anybody

[yousharknotpass]

ho'oponopono Available as a print here!

[kirsssche]

looking disrespectfully

[willgrahamscock]

THE PITT + Text Posts

[jackabbot]

I love him so much

[oabf45]

He was so disappointed when he realized she wasn't talking about him LMAO. Old man STAND UP!

[344j3]

sorry but jack abbot the hospital’s resident Flirt being a pathetic loser in the presence of samira mohan most beautiful and competent and smartest woman alive is sooooo fucking funny and delicious. imagine misinterpreting her being upset about her patient as being upset for you and brushing it off with a “oh no i’m fine….dont worry about me….🥺” only for her to say “i wasn’t talking about you” like i do think i would kill myself

[koifee]

Au where they meet at a bar prior to the hospital.

[snoozingsnoopy]

meme + emoji reactions

THE PITT 2.02 - 8:00 A.M.

[dorian-they-ao3]

HBO Max Instagram

[rusticfurnace]

dr mcsassy pants

[alisvart]

They are whispering🫢💞

[bludragongal]

time + work = healing (a soft sequel to this comic)

(Boulet is a phenomenal French writer and artist who will draw his friends as recognizable fictional characters in his autobio comics for their privacy.)

[sithholocron-deactivated2012090]

[spockglocksrocks]

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

[cameoappearance]

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

[cameoappearance]

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

[loreweaver]

literally everyone

[elfwreck]

Everyone. No, really… everyone.

For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.

For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.

For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.

For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them. 

For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.

For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.” 

[frislander-deactivated20220305]

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.

[meow-of-cathulhu]

He’s taking this performance as seriously as he does when he’s doing actual Shakespeare 🥺

[frostyemma]

This is how I learned to pronounce “zounds”