A Procrastinating Turtle's Blog

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[buckybarnesss]

do you think inflation made steve cry?

[thehangryslush]

Yes. Yes I do.

[blauerozen-deactivated20191115]

extra:

Part 5: They’re both hopeless dorks. I’m so done with my own comic guys.  part 1 , part 2, part 3, part 4  jeanmarco side comic thing

[myheartisasleep]

I’m crying

[rivalsmusic]

Omg no, it’s too much.

[unfmatsuoka]

How to defeat your eternal rival and make his heart go doki-doki for you

  - Lesson by Rin Matsuoka                                                       

[whitechoko]

#step 0. change schools to chase after him #step 01. romanchikku the tsun out of him until he is running to you and asking why didn’t you call him while blushing #step 1.1 call out his name until lightness enters the darkness of his eyes #step 1.2 hug him in front of a living audience and don’t hold back on the tears #step 2.0 take him on a all-expenses-paid soul-searching trip to australia so that he may find himself and his dream #yep just the common stuff that you would do for your eternal rival 

skania‘s tags made me feel even more stuff ;_;

[unfmatsuoka]

YOU ASKED MORE,HERE HAVE MORE

I HAVEN’T SEEN THOSE TAGS BEFORE OMG. 

NOW ARE Y’ALL HAPPY?

[warpedlamp]

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

[coralisbadillo-deactivated20160]

#this chicken is dangerous

[no-replies]

deepest darkest fear: typing your password really quickly twice when signing up for a website and doing the same typo on both parts

[theoden]

i hear a lot about period cycles becoming in sync when women spend a lot of time together, but do they just average out or is there one cycle that’s just like the alpha cycle and makes the other one conform

[affablyevil]

I would actually like to know the answer to this

[imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout]

As a bio major and female I can confirm: there’s one alpha cycle that others conform to. The female with the most estrogen is typically the ‘alpha female’ and the cycle that’s followed by others. I’ve had friends go ‘wow this is so weird my period came like a week early’ and I’ve been like ‘lmao sorry my b’

[whiskey-and-c41]

ALL HAIL ALPHA FEMALE

[badassgay-blog]

when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people

[melociraptors]

idk what this is but I love it

[dannydevitoh]

[parksandrecthings]

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

[ovadiah]

Makes me laugh far to hard, I think I need a new spleen

[anniebananie92]

God bless the Queensland Police

[leviebooks]

im actually five

[best-of-memes]

[t-aiac]

This is true art right here.

[tunte]

Humans are great

[theonewiththeowlhat]

This was the way art was meant to be interacted with. 

[ohyangchon]

All I can say is thank god all these structures were made of bronze. 

[felipencionx]

[reddingtton-blog]

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability. think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

[dragoninthedesert]

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

[zooophagous]

Esther is so photogenic. I love her.

[turtleling]

me: *knows exactly what i have to say*

me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*