Kittens with Jetpacks

Hello, I am Lamp: Any pronouns. I am a so and so from Massachusetts who loves anime, tabletop gaming, and life and living it. I stream ttrpgs at twitch.tv/surpriseroundrpg

[warpedlamp]

Why are my notifications filled with people reblogging none pizza with left beef directly from me? That reblog was from 2013 and I didn't even say anything on the post, I just reblogged it. Is my blog just the first google result when people search for it? What gives? I do not understand.

[warpedlamp]

Maybe there was quietly a giant lost media hunt for none pizza with left beef tumblr post and everyone else who reblogged that post deleted their account, so I am the sole remnant of a post that cracked one million notes.

Maybe I'm a hero.

[warpedlamp]

I deserve a parade for this.

[warpedlamp]

Why are my notifications filled with people reblogging none pizza with left beef directly from me? That reblog was from 2013 and I didn't even say anything on the post, I just reblogged it. Is my blog just the first google result when people search for it? What gives? I do not understand.

[warpedlamp]

Maybe there was quietly a giant lost media hunt for none pizza with left beef tumblr post and everyone else who reblogged that post deleted their account, so I am the sole remnant of a post that cracked one million notes.

Maybe I'm a hero.

[warpedlamp]

Why are my notifications filled with people reblogging none pizza with left beef directly from me? That reblog was from 2013 and I didn't even say anything on the post, I just reblogged it. Is my blog just the first google result when people search for it? What gives? I do not understand.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Why do they play this so fast live

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

[big-brain-brian]

[possessedscholar]

Milftron 9000

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Lucy from Reverse 1999

[possessedscholar]

Hold on I gotta google something.

[possessedscholar]

Holy shit that is indeed Milftron 9000

[halondrus]

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[sosdueart]

my favorite part of disco elysium is that sometimes you need to look like this to proceed with the game

[cheddar-baby]

the cave diver was reduced to a giggle. He was pronounced happy one minute before rescuers arrived

[ewoly5]

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[wavetapper]

[crisisbarn]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[mf-dude]

[d0ggyd0g]

[triangleguy]

my sister found a movie on the roku called "slappy and the stinkers" and we're all watching it and this made me laugh so hard i had to make an edit

[triangleguy]

she just made this😭

[triangleguy]

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry