Kittens with Jetpacks

Hello, I am Lamp: Any pronouns. I am a so and so from Massachusetts who loves anime, tabletop gaming, and life and living it. I stream ttrpgs at twitch.tv/surpriseroundrpg

[viralfrog]

[loveletterworm]

Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

[warpedlamp]

this is a little out of nowhere but was delta from anime campaign inspired by silver from pokemon at all?

Mmmmmmmmmaaaaayyyyyybe? It certainly wasn't part of his original concept. I think any similarities there would have come about after he was already designed and conceptualized.

At this point though any specific influences have sort of fallen out of my mind. It was so very long ago.

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[childhoodgrave]

this is gonna make me thriw up

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[flareonfloof]

matching icons for you and your beepo bestie

[orcboxer]

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

[orcboxer]

[lorddeathofmurdermountain]

Is this a reference to the time PETA took one look at Umamusume and the first word out of their mouth was "In reality, Silence Suzuka broke her leg and was shot" or sumn like that with a graphic depiction of Umaverse Suzuka with a broken leg

[orcboxer]

no it's a reference to the real life practice of shooting horses with broken legs

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[robbydude]

my video tribute to the hit game karateka

[amazoogle]

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

[amazoogle]

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[gay--dog]

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[tim-official]

my names christian baby. im the one from all the questions. I grew up now but I'm not Christian anymore. I tell people my names "Lyle" and Im a shift manager at a secondhand sports clothing store. honestly I want to leave all that business behind me

[orcboxer]

sorry about the time a baseball pitcher threw you at me and I hit you with a bat and scored a home run to a chorus of sinful cheers and holy boos. I thought you were a baseball... 😎 wrong emoji 🤑 wrong emoji 🦶 wrong emoji 👄 wrong emoji 😷 wrong emoji 🛀 wrong emoji 😖

[tim-official]

its cool man. water under the bridge

[tim-official]

you did what you had to do and I get that

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[cringecorp]

[jame7t]

Currently unclear if today is Wednesday, or if it’s another Wednesday mimic ❓