Kittens with Jetpacks

Hello, I am Lamp: Any pronouns. I am a so and so from Massachusetts who loves anime, tabletop gaming, and life and living it. I stream ttrpgs at twitch.tv/surpriseroundrpg

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Why do they play this so fast live

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

[big-brain-brian]

[possessedscholar]

Milftron 9000

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Lucy from Reverse 1999

[possessedscholar]

Hold on I gotta google something.

[possessedscholar]

Holy shit that is indeed Milftron 9000

[halondrus]

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]

[sosdueart]

my favorite part of disco elysium is that sometimes you need to look like this to proceed with the game

[cheddar-baby]

the cave diver was reduced to a giggle. He was pronounced happy one minute before rescuers arrived

[ewoly5]

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[wavetapper]

[crisisbarn]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[mf-dude]

[d0ggyd0g]

[triangleguy]

my sister found a movie on the roku called "slappy and the stinkers" and we're all watching it and this made me laugh so hard i had to make an edit

[triangleguy]

she just made this😭

[triangleguy]

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[x-v4mp3y3lin3r-x]

I view reading fantasy/sci-fi stuff as "this work of fiction is being translated into english so that I can understand it, meaning some phrases should not be taken literally" lord of the rings style, and then I meet people who nitpick every word or phrase that "shouldn't exist in this story" and I'm like wow you guys are truly miserable and unimaginative. and also you tend to assume that english words all popped up in the 19th century and you never bother to check the etymology of the words you're claiming "shouldn't exist in this universe"

like sorry but in an apocalyptic alternate-universe earth, the phrase "train of thought" is plausible even in a world without locomotives, because the word "train" comes from the 14th century, and it meant "to drag"

that's why we call dress trains "trains". because they drag. the word wasn't invented for locomotives.

y'all say shit so definitively like idk man I think it depends. the english language is OLD AS FUCK. a lot of words you believe are modern just aren't

[tim-official]

my names christian baby. im the one from all the questions. I grew up now but I'm not Christian anymore. I tell people my names "Lyle" and Im a shift manager at a secondhand sports clothing store. honestly I want to leave all that business behind me

[orcboxer]

sorry about the time a baseball pitcher threw you at me and I hit you with a bat and scored a home run to a chorus of sinful cheers and holy boos. I thought you were a baseball... 😎 wrong emoji 🤑 wrong emoji 🦶 wrong emoji 👄 wrong emoji 😷 wrong emoji 🛀 wrong emoji 😖

[tim-official]

its cool man. water under the bridge

[tim-official]

you did what you had to do and I get that

[kushblazer666]