Tvdu Diaries

Tvdu Edits, Pictures, & Memes

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MacGyver, sweating: Y/N, there’s something I need to ask you- Y/N: Finally! You’re proposing! MacGyver: How’d you know? Y/N: MacGyver, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Y/N: I even picked it up once.

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Y/N: Hey, wanna help me commit arson? MacGyver: What the hell!? Y/N: Oh, sorry, my bad. Y/N, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson? MacGyver, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Y/N: Bye MacGyver! Bye Jack! Bye Bozer! Bye Maddy! Bye MacGyver! Riley: You said 'bye MacGyver' twice. Y/N: I like MacGyver.

[killerforklaus]

i am a tyler lockwood hater until i die

[enchantedlandcoffee]

Me: I'm going to go to sleep early tonight.

Also me: *lip syncing all songs in my playlist to a fake audience at 1am*

[yms1]

hey over thinkers, we’re gonna be okay.

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Does anyone else think about what characters would think of you or how they would act towards you? This is how I think it would go for me.

TVD / TO

Elena: We wouldn't be friends

Caroline: She'd love me

Bonnie: She'd love me and we would probably be best friends

Stefan: We would probably be friends

Klaus: We would probably bond over our hobby of drawing

Elijah: We would probably bond over our love for reading

Rebekah: We would be friends and bond over the fact that we both hate Elena

Davina: We would be friends

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Y/N: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Freya: Only if you also don't ask why Freya: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Y/N: Freya: Y/N: This one is fine

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Y/N, pointing: May I sit there? Elijah: That's my lap Y/N: That doesn't answer my question, Elijah.

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Y/N: I can explain. Elijah: Can you? Y/N: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Y/N: I prevented a murder today. Elijah: Really? How’d you do that? Y/N: self control.

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*Y/N and Elijah skipping stones on lake* Y/N: It’s such a beautiful evening. Elijah, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Y/N: Time for plan G. Klaus: Don’t you mean plan B? Y/N: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Rebekah: What about plan D? Y/N: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Elijah: What about plan E? Y/N: I’m hoping not to use it. Kol dies in plan E. Freya: I like plan E.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Y/N: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Klaus: ...I did. I broke it. Y/N: No. No you didn't. Rebekah? Rebekah: Don't look at me. Look at Elijah. Elijah: What?! I didn't break it. Rebekah: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Elijah: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Rebekah: Suspicious. Elijah: No, it's not! Kol: If it matters, probably not, but Freya was the last one to use it. Freya: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Kol: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Freya: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Kol! Klaus: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Y/N. Y/N: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Kol: Y/N... Rebekah's been awfully quiet. Rebekah: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Y/N, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Y/N: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Y/N: Y/N: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Y/N: Croissants: dropped Klaus: Road: works ahead Rebekah: BBQ sauce: on my titties Elijah: Shavacado: fre Kol: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Freya: Freya, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Klaus: I’m going to take you out Y/N: great, it’s a date! Klaus: I meant that as a threat. Y/N: See you at five!

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Finn: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Y/N, not looking up from their book: Spear. Finn: BLOCKED.