torchwood discourse bot

bot that randomly generates torchwood discourse posts code + inspiration from spndiscoursebot regretfully created by gothsimon | link to generator

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can we address how the tourist office was not meant to be cishet

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if you really think about it, the cyberman invasion was supposed to be woke

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Tumblr glitched. Please enjoy this bit of truly cursed, creepy pasta-like text, that bled onto your post.

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if you think exit wounds is the worst part of the show you're a homewrecker

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uh oh! toshiko sato is not a hate crime

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gwack shippers will NEVER admit that lisa hallet was supposed to be queerbait

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nobody here knows that jack getting pregnant was not supposed to be dead

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listen, children of earth was biphobic

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torchwood fact of the day: torchwood: serenity was a slut

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gwen-coded people all say that owen's labcoat could have been gnc af

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andy davidson is what made janto canon. an owen basher, even

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EVERYONE could have guessed that exit wounds could never have been a milf

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torchwood fact of the day: rhys williams was not meant to be woman-coded

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hot take but the fall of canary wharf could have been cancelled

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good news! andy davidson could have been biphobic

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owen's death being a bottom is based

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hot take but the 5 bisexual alien hunters is fruity