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1) thx but we r a restaurant 2) thx3) ideas are bestowed upon us by the all-knowing, all-seeing eye of the mystic potato4) thx

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So… my subtitles were a little off…..

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it’s what he would’ve wanted…

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it’ S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED

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@marbutt

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75orchids

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

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not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

okay-chr1s

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

mycoins

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

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Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

75orchids

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

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The clapping is a normal show of respect and it occupies our hands so we don’t eat all our pissy shitties before the movie starts

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i know im terrible you can unfollow me if you want

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i also love when misha can’t get something to work or fans “break” something and he yells about it on twitter because all i hear in my head is this exasperated but adorable pleading of a dad who’s desperately trying to get his kids to behave

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lyjerria

I’m always overthinking every single aspect of myself

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What do you like best about cats?

This is an oddly specific question but I have an extensive answer.

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the way that cats will do something dumb and then hope that you didn’t see and pretend that it totally didn’t happen

(the way that when you notice the thing they did, they’ll act offended)

the Liquid State aka, cat in a strangely shaped object not meant for a cat but they’re in there anyway

that little chirp thing they do when you gently touch them while they’re sleeping

head bumps

how outraged they are when you help them, even though they’re quite clearly trapped

when they curl up all tiny in a ball or in that loaf shape

“cat do not touch that thing” “…how bout I do a n y w a y”

how cats are secretly the neediest animals on the planet

when they just seem to know something’s bothering you and they cling to you all day and follow you around rubbing against your legs

when they meow at you so you meow back and they have a moment of “???” before meowing again, slowly, as though what you said made no sense and they’re trying to get you to elaborate

yawns. adorable and also kind of terrifying

constant defiance of physics

purring

how soft and cute they are

literally everything