Goodness gracious

25. Lady.

[ramdaughter]

someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

[jodiefoster]

she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

Citizens of Pawnee

[thelawnwrangler]

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

[halloweenskellington]

[berniesrevolution]

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[trashythingsgohere]

[queen-neyde]

[neverletyoustealmyafterlife]

[havocados-deactivated20131105]

[testostergnomes]

When did Justin Bieber become the dude from the Princess Bride?

[goosewithajob]

[ripe]

花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

[fourangers]

translation:

“How old are you really. It’s raining so much and you’re still out wanting to play? You’re not scared of water? You little rascal. Oh no no”

[geekinglikeaboss]

[kentsoul]

@mirandas.heart in «Devil or Angel» #bathbomb by @somethingwickedbathtreats

#portrait #bathbomb #bathart #skin #iPhone7 #iPhoneography #iPhoneographer #altmodel #pittsburghphotographer (at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)

[balenciaxpapi]

If your girl is about to cum...

You supposed to hold her hands down & continue eating until you see her soul leave her body

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[ekphrasticbitch]

[curioscurio]

here’s a better one

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[ramen-hamster]

When you tell him to go slow but he finally gets the tip in

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

I’m choking